{"id":6424,"date":"2011-12-05T13:14:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T19:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6424"},"modified":"2011-12-05T13:14:59","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T19:14:59","slug":"what-do-herman-cain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/05\/what-do-herman-cain\/","title":{"rendered":"What Do Herman Cain&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And a 70 year old man&#8217;s libido have in common?<\/p>\n<p>They both <em>quit<\/em>! Zing, zong, zank. Suck it haters<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6425\" title=\"RimshotBadumtsh\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/RimshotBadumtsh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/RimshotBadumtsh.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/RimshotBadumtsh-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Zerp)<\/p>\n<p>In the &#8220;Not Remotely Shocking News&#8221; category<\/p>\n<p>Cain dropped out of the Presidential race right on que<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6426\" title=\"Herman Cain ftn\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Herman-Cain-ftn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Herman-Cain-ftn.jpg 580w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Herman-Cain-ftn-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(My chances to begin with)<\/p>\n<p>And then there were only seven, just like the dwarfs<\/p>\n<p><em>Sleezy<\/em>-Newt, <em>Dopey<\/em>-Bachamnn, <em>Thoughtless<\/em>-Perry<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6428\" title=\"Rick Perry Oops!\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rick-Perry-Oops.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rick-Perry-Oops.jpg 292w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rick-Perry-Oops-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(What&#8217;s that 3rd one?)<\/p>\n<p><em>Dreamy<\/em>-Romney, <em>Doc<\/em>-Ron Paul, <em>Frothy<\/em>-Santorum<\/p>\n<p>And finally <em>Bashless<\/em>-Huntsman. They are all so cute<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6429\" title=\"Jon Hunstman waving\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jon-Hunstman-waving.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jon-Hunstman-waving.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Jon-Hunstman-waving-300x229.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(I like<em> everybody<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>In their own little way. But I&#8217;ll miss you most of all<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pizza Porn Philandering Dipshit Of Epic Levels&#8221; guy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6430\" title=\"GOP jobs bill\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/GOP-jobs-bill.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"278\" \/>(Goody)<\/p>\n<p>The circus packs up, &amp; moves to the next town w\/o you<\/p>\n<p><strong>Radio Schlock Jock Mocks OWS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Adam Carolla, AKA the unfunny Jimmy Kimmel<\/p>\n<p>From the bouncy TV series called <em>The Man Show<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6431\" title=\"Adam Carolla Man Show\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-Man-Show.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-Man-Show.jpg 285w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-Man-Show-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Here&#8217;s to being a douche)<\/p>\n<p>Turns out he thinks, I use that term loosely, that<\/p>\n<p>OWS is just part of the babied entitlement society<\/p>\n<p>Railing it&#8217;s the same &#8220;Everyone deserves a trophy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6432\" title=\"Adam Carolla pic\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-pic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"416\" \/>(I make bad arguments)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the lies Limpballs, FOX&#8217;s, &amp; all other GOP&#8217;ers spout<\/p>\n<p>Listen to the entire content of his argument <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cJD8pZiRIzs\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a poor one, but he&#8217;s a shock jock so that&#8217;s normal<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6433\" title=\"4afryinbrian\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/4afryinbrian.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"449\" \/>(Wrong shock)<\/p>\n<p>He straw manned the entire OWS movement. But why?<\/p>\n<p>Because it&#8217;s easier to do that than dealing with the facts<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a big difference between &#8220;Life&#8217;s not fair&#8221; and<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6434\" title=\"Free Beer sign\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Free-Beer-sign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Free-Beer-sign.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Free-Beer-sign-300x233.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Ahhhh yes)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The deck is stacked against you with different rules&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s incorrectly used &#8220;envy&#8221; instead of &#8220;fairness&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Everyone doesn&#8217;t want a trophy, especially OWS folks<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6435\" title=\"Occupy Wall Street guy with sign\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign.jpg 1247w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign-1024x717.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Truth)<\/p>\n<p>They just don&#8217;t want one set of rules for all the MVP&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>Who can cheat, do roids, lie, steal, not pay taxes, etc.<\/p>\n<p>But then be told they must follow a different set of rules<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6436\" title=\"Adam Carolla funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-funny.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Adam-Carolla-funny-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Wait, but I&#8217;m &#8220;edgy&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>One&#8217;s that are harder on them, but lets all the MVP&#8217;s off<\/p>\n<p>When\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf hard working middle class folks pay 25% in taxes<\/p>\n<p>Yet GE, Paccar  Inc, Boeing, Pepco, &amp; many others paid 0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6437\" title=\"Not this shit again\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Not-this-shit-again.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Not-this-shit-again.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Not-this-shit-again-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/>(True)<\/p>\n<p>That isn&#8217;t fair. OWS is pointing saying, &#8220;Hey, NOT fair!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s intentionally conflating that fact to marginalize them<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s what serial cheaters do, always attack the victims 1st<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2559409990\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And a 70 year old man&#8217;s libido have in common? They both quit! Zing, zong, zank. Suck it haters (Zerp) In the &#8220;Not Remotely Shocking News&#8221; category Cain dropped out of the Presidential race right on que (My chances to begin with) And then there were only seven, just like the dwarfs Sleezy-Newt, Dopey-Bachamnn, Thoughtless-Perry [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}