{"id":6413,"date":"2011-12-02T15:08:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T21:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6413"},"modified":"2011-12-02T15:08:37","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T21:08:37","slug":"things-you-dont-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/02\/things-you-dont-want\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Don&#8217;t Want&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To hear yourself say out loud to an angry cop:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6414\" title=\"Angry Police Officer\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Angry-Police-Officer.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"216\" \/>(Hey now!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;First off, I need some clothes. Second, is<\/p>\n<p>that <em>my<\/em> car parked in that Hugo billboard?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6415\" title=\"Car though billboard\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Car-though-billboard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"244\" \/>(Whoops)<\/p>\n<p>Not a good start to a conversation, ever<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Are You Doing This Saturday?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Watching college football, shopping, or doin&#8217; it&#8230;twice?<\/p>\n<p>Well Herman Cain has something he wants to tell you<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6416\" title=\"Herman Cain close up funny face\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Well shit)<\/p>\n<p>That he&#8217;s ending his presidential bid. We knew weeks ago<\/p>\n<p>Guess he&#8217;s the last to know it, &amp; I&#8217;ll be totally heartbroken<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6417\" title=\"Sad girl\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sad-girl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sad-girl.jpg 317w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sad-girl-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Dang it)<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because that funny fucker wrote my material daily<\/p>\n<p>I got some good news, &amp; some bad news. Bad stuff 1st<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6418\" title=\"bob\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/bob.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/bob.jpg 258w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/bob-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(I make bad news taste better)<\/p>\n<p>Bad news, we won&#8217;t have &#8220;Black Walnut&#8221; to kick around<\/p>\n<p>Good news: the other nuts are still there for the crackin&#8217; up<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To hear yourself say out loud to an angry cop: (Hey now!) &#8220;First off, I need some clothes. Second, is that my car parked in that Hugo billboard?&#8221; (Whoops) Not a good start to a conversation, ever What Are You Doing This Saturday? Watching college football, shopping, or doin&#8217; it&#8230;twice? Well Herman Cain has something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6413"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6422,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6413\/revisions\/6422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}