{"id":6387,"date":"2011-12-01T13:02:53","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T19:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6387"},"modified":"2011-12-03T10:23:09","modified_gmt":"2011-12-03T16:23:09","slug":"lego-hair-get-15-20-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/lego-hair-get-15-20-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Lego Hair Get 15-20 Years"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is some joy in Chicago today. Justice is done<\/p>\n

\"\"(Clink)<\/p>\n

Rob “The Hair” Blagojevich, AKA #4395829038947<\/p>\n

Is going to cell block C for 20 years, AKA pooper plug central<\/p>\n

\"\"(Zing)<\/p>\n

Now he gets new “tax payer” outfits to parade around in<\/p>\n

And it couldn’t happy to a bigger bag of douche<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sell it baby!)<\/p>\n

“Your Not A Celebrity, So Go To Jail”<\/em>. Do not pass go<\/p>\n

Do not collect $200, & most important, don’t drop the soap<\/p>\n

Viral “My Tram Experience<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

This is a viral video from the UK. It’s very unsettling<\/p>\n

Strong warning, it’s shocking<\/a> for foul language, sure<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, that shocking)<\/p>\n

But that’s really nothing fucking new here now is it?<\/p>\n

But more for all the hateful racist things she said on the bus:<\/p>\n

“None of you are fucking English. Go back to your own country”<\/p>\n

\"\"(The loud racist)<\/p>\n

Then, “My Britain is fuck all now…you ain’t British, you’re black”<\/p>\n

She’s biting her lip like some crack head coked up junky whore<\/p>\n

Wow, I didn’t know Britain had a version of the Tea Party<\/p>\n

\"\"(Now it is!)<\/p>\n

It isn’t “HER” Britain. It’s “everyone’s” Britain you moron<\/p>\n

I guess she thinks it’s “her” tram, “her” sky, & “her” water<\/p>\n

Queen Elizabeth should break a shoe off in her racist ass<\/p>\n

\"\"(Bam)<\/p>\n

Saying, “Listen cunt, it’s a Monoarchy, so it’s MY England<\/p>\n

And I & the rest of England want your stupid dumb ass out!”<\/p>\n

The worst part of it all, she had the poor kid sitting on her lap<\/p>\n

\"\"(Poor kid)<\/p>\n

If she didn’t have him, she’d’ve been dropped like an anchor<\/p>\n

Sure she’s dumber than a box of hair, & a stuffed sock puppet<\/p>\n

Sure she couldn’t spell “Dog” with all three letters given<\/p>\n

\"\"(Her kid at 10)<\/p>\n

When in a close public area like this tram, the best way to<\/p>\n

Handle stupid racists like this, is get near them & do this
\n<\/a>
\nWhen they say, “Hey, stop that, you’re annoying me”<\/p>\n

\"\"(La la la la la)<\/p>\n

You say, “Yes, and you’re doing the same to all of us. Stop!”<\/p>\n

She was arrested, since in the UK hate speech is illegal<\/p>\n

I say start a fake “Whites Only” tram to lure in all the racists<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wait, wha?)<\/p>\n

When they’re all on, send it away to “Racist Asshole Island”<\/p>\n

Where they can debate who’s the whitest of them until they die<\/p>\n

And leave the rest of us in rational society to get on with life<\/p>\n

Siri Will Find Escorts<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Apple 4S is good. It can schedule meetings for you<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

It can remind you of birthday’s, or appointments you have<\/p>\n

It can also find you hookers, or escorts when asked<\/p>\n

\"\"(Again, nice)<\/p>\n

“I want a blow job” it comes back with “Here are all the<\/p>\n

escort services that are closest to you right now”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There is some joy in Chicago today. Justice is done (Clink) Rob “The Hair” Blagojevich, AKA #4395829038947 Is going to cell block C for 20 years, AKA pooper plug central (Zing) Now he gets new “tax payer” outfits to parade around in And it couldn’t happy to a bigger bag of douche (Sell it baby!) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6387"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6411,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6387\/revisions\/6411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}