{"id":638,"date":"2008-12-29T09:56:15","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T15:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=638"},"modified":"2008-12-29T09:57:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T15:57:44","slug":"have-you-read-david-wong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/29\/have-you-read-david-wong\/","title":{"rendered":"Have You Read David Wong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only the best misogynistic face slapping far east detective comic on the planet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/comiccover04.jpg\" alt=\"comiccover04.jpg\" height=\"451\" width=\"315\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;ll paste you one good, see&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d read new issues but I&#8217;m always too busy slapping fine gals around to turn the page&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you like this fine selection you might also like:<\/p>\n<p><em>-Chet Barksdale Alcoholic Stock Broker<br \/>\n-Rasin Legs Irrational Call-girl<br \/>\n-Donna White Thieving Housekeeper<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gaza Strip Troubles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <span class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1230563359_0\">Israel&#8217;s air force<\/span> obliterated symbols of <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1230563359_1\">Hamas<\/span> power on the third day of its Gaza assault Monday, striking next to the Hamas premier&#8217;s home, devastating a security compound and flattening a university building in the deadliest campaign against Palestinians in decades&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/2422585791_eaa492c1e0.jpg\" alt=\"2422585791_eaa492c1e0.jpg\" height=\"209\" width=\"309\" \/>(Number of rockets he&#8217;s launched)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the Hatfields and McCoys with sand, Stars of David, and Sunni militants. They both say their god said the land was theirs. Sadly Allah and God won&#8217;t clear time off their busy schedules to both come down and settle this in person. So until then&#8230;they&#8217;re kinda hosed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hatfields-mccoys-6-12-1912.jpg\" alt=\"hatfields-mccoys-6-12-1912.jpg\" height=\"370\" width=\"316\" \/>(Below is an ad for Testicle Tonic)<\/p>\n<p>Come on guys, if uneducated, toothless, jug playing, daughter raping, inbreed red necks from Kentucky can resolve their serious differences, surly you can too&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wise Words<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It is spoken, therefore it&#8217;s true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/14263bmzn2jhohv.jpg\" alt=\"14263bmzn2jhohv.jpg\" height=\"238\" width=\"318\" \/>(Keep the towel on buddy)<\/p>\n<p>The Chicago Bears 08 season was like watching Doug Henning do magic for an hour&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>While slightly entertaining, it was very hard to watch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2060152115\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only the best misogynistic face slapping far east detective comic on the planet&#8230; (&#8220;I&#8217;ll paste you one good, see&#8221;) I&#8217;d read new issues but I&#8217;m always too busy slapping fine gals around to turn the page&#8230; If you like this fine selection you might also like: -Chet Barksdale Alcoholic Stock Broker -Rasin Legs Irrational [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}