{"id":6362,"date":"2011-11-30T14:56:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T20:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6362"},"modified":"2011-11-30T14:56:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T20:56:18","slug":"insane-o-cain-o-down-the-drain-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/30\/insane-o-cain-o-down-the-drain-o\/","title":{"rendered":"Insane-O Cain-O, Down The Drain-O"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s very obvious to anyone watching. The fat lady has sung<\/p>\n

But Cain keeps plugging his ears pretending to hear nothing<\/p>\n

\"\"(Not listening)<\/p>\n

Let’s all forget he’s been banging another women for 13 years<\/p>\n

Let’s also forget his sexual harassment allegations by 4 women<\/p>\n

\"\"(I approve that assss)<\/p>\n

Let’s even forget his Libya gaffe. I know it’s hard, but just do it<\/p>\n

Now comes something out of the movie Mean Girls, a “Burn Map”<\/p>\n

It’s Cain’s “Vision For Foreign Policy & National Security” map<\/p>\n

\"\"(Holy shit)<\/p>\n

It comes complete with only one, two & three word descriptors:<\/p>\n

China-Competitor, Russia-Rival, & UK-Our Special Relationship<\/p>\n

*Cue porn music* “Oh yeah UK, you’re our “special” lil’ lady<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Shit, a sexy robot)<\/p>\n

Here, let me text that sweet sexy ass all fucking night long”<\/em><\/p>\n

This is not a parody. This is not comedy. It’s fucking magical<\/p>\n

In it, he attempts to describe insanely complex relationships<\/p>\n

\"\"(His idea for animal control)<\/p>\n

With such few words. It’s shit you did in grade school to “rate girls”<\/p>\n

Sue Mulligan-real hot, Laura Dale-big nose, Sonia Healy-titties<\/p>\n

This man emits dangerously toxic levels of mega stupid daily<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Sure, he’s dumber than a sack of wet hammers, & a box of hair<\/p>\n

But I hope he stays around a long time. He’s comedy gold Jerry!<\/p>\n

American Barelines Drops An MD-80!<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s Chapter 11 time, and this books royally sucks eggs<\/p>\n

Especially if you work for them today like my sister does<\/p>\n

\"\"(New logo)<\/p>\n

They’re dumping 24 leased MD-80 aircraft, but there’s a catch<\/p>\n

Those planes were bought by shareholder’s & stockholders $<\/p>\n

But with the “economic downturn” the planes have “no value”<\/p>\n

\"\"(U need one of these)<\/p>\n

Penny pushers think they’re “no longer necessary to operations”<\/p>\n

Nice to know this now. Later. After they were already leased<\/p>\n

Who will bear the brunt of all this? The stockholder & employee’s<\/p>\n

\"\"(Aw hell no)<\/p>\n

Cuts to stock, benefits, vacation, healthcare, pay, routes, etc.<\/p>\n

But your “frequent filer miles are totally safe”. Oh goody<\/p>\n

Union already agreed to a 26% pay cut in 2003. No raise since<\/p>\n

\"\"(Call it)<\/p>\n

Will the top leaders, VP’s & CEO of AA lose any $ or bonus’s?<\/p>\n

Hell no. Shared sacrafice isn’t what American Airlines are about<\/p>\n

Their new motto is “Fuck off, got mine. Sucks to be you chump”<\/p>\n

\"\"(I’m a dick)<\/p>\n

Stock is also wiped out. Someone needs to cut all the strings on<\/p>\n

Golden parachutes. Either that or literally give them golden one’s<\/p>\n

And then make em jump. That way, after they hit, workers can<\/p>\n

All still collect the gold from around the flattened dead bodies<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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