{"id":6314,"date":"2011-11-28T12:33:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T18:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6314"},"modified":"2011-11-28T21:53:32","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T03:53:32","slug":"gandolf-has-a-staff-infection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/28\/gandolf-has-a-staff-infection\/","title":{"rendered":"Gandolf Has A “Staff Infection”?"},"content":{"rendered":"

After watching all three LOTR’s this weekend I realized<\/p>\n

All those movies could’ve been an hour shorter each<\/p>\n

\"\"(Check out my stick!)<\/p>\n

Why? Because of all the fucking strained close ups of Frodo<\/p>\n

Then of Sam, then Frodo, then Gandolf, then Sam again<\/p>\n

\"\" then \"\" then \"\"<\/p>\n

Geez, the silly shit never ended. The battle scenes were cool<\/p>\n

And talk about gay overtones? Wow, they were all over the place<\/p>\n

\"\"(Middle Earth Cronic)<\/p>\n

They’re was a fucking hobbit named Merry. Merry for shit sake<\/p>\n

Then they were all rolling around in the bed at the end. Odd<\/p>\n

Speaking Of Gay; Barney Frank Is Outta Here, Newt Isn’t<\/strong><\/p>\n

Guess Christmas hair is the new thang this political season<\/p>\n

\"\" \"\"(Who said that?)<\/p>\n

Mr. Potato Head is the flavor of the weak. Soon to be gone<\/p>\n

Just like all the rest. But Barney Frank won’t seek re-election<\/p>\n

After nearly 30 years in office. And all I can think of is<\/p>\n

\"\"(Let it out)<\/p>\n

When he said to a nubjob, “On what planet do you spend most of your time?”<\/p>\n

He handled his office with a style that was really unique. He’ll be missed<\/p>\n

About spending: “Who do you think paid for the (Iraq)war? Santa Clause?”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stupid people)<\/p>\n

It still expects to be a blue seat for the political climate there<\/p>\n

Newt was over with the 1.6 million in Fannie Mae cash he took<\/p>\n

But always know this. “Mr. Potato Head…I love you!”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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After watching all three LOTR’s this weekend I realized All those movies could’ve been an hour shorter each (Check out my stick!) Why? Because of all the fucking strained close ups of Frodo Then of Sam, then Frodo, then Gandolf, then Sam again then then Geez, the silly shit never ended. The battle scenes were […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}