{"id":6305,"date":"2011-11-25T16:34:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T22:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6305"},"modified":"2011-11-25T16:34:54","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T22:34:54","slug":"they-should-call-it-black-eye-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/25\/they-should-call-it-black-eye-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"They Should Call It &#8220;Black Eye&#8221; Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because that&#8217;s all you get when going for the last item<\/p>\n<p>Ladies are more aggressive then NFL&#8217;ers going for a fumble<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6306\" title=\"Black Friday guys circled\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Black-Friday-guys-circled.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"213\" \/>(Circled by rabid dogs)<\/p>\n<p>And they don&#8217;t screw around. They give three kinds of looks:<\/p>\n<p>1) The &#8220;What Do You Think You&#8217;re Doing Douche Bucket?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2) And there&#8217;s &#8220;I Owned Your Ass Before You Woke Up Today&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6307\" title=\"Black Eye Friday\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Black-Eye-Friday.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Black-Eye-Friday.jpg 567w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Black-Eye-Friday-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(True, bam!)<\/p>\n<p>3) Then finally the worst is the &#8220;Super Steady Death Glare&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the last one you are about 3 seconds from full fist-a-cuffs<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-347859658\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because that&#8217;s all you get when going for the last item Ladies are more aggressive then NFL&#8217;ers going for a fumble (Circled by rabid dogs) And they don&#8217;t screw around. They give three kinds of looks: 1) The &#8220;What Do You Think You&#8217;re Doing Douche Bucket?!?!&#8221; 2) And there&#8217;s &#8220;I Owned Your Ass Before You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}