{"id":6296,"date":"2011-11-24T20:56:03","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T02:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6296"},"modified":"2011-11-24T20:56:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T02:56:03","slug":"turkey-day-means-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/24\/turkey-day-means-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Day Means"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Choking your brothers and sisters without spilling a drop of gravy\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving-dinner-funny.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6299\" title=\"Thanksgiving dinner funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving-dinner-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"326\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving-dinner-funny.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving-dinner-funny-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 326px) 100vw, 326px\" \/><\/a>(Party time)<\/p>\n<p>Screaming loud enough at each other but still keeping your voice\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Saying the most awful things about each other, but still loving each other<\/p>\n<p>And finally, eating so much you now can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go on the Harry Potter ride\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Choking your brothers and sisters without spilling a drop of gravy\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 (Party time) Screaming loud enough at each other but still keeping your voice\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Saying the most awful things about each other, but still loving each other And finally, eating so much you now can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go on the Harry Potter ride\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6296"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6303,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6296\/revisions\/6303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}