{"id":6288,"date":"2011-11-23T12:18:59","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T18:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6288"},"modified":"2011-11-23T12:19:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T18:19:30","slug":"pardon-my-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/23\/pardon-my-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Pardon My Turkey&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every tool box politician has been doing this<\/p>\n<p>Since the dawn of time. But what if we did this<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6289\" title=\"bush_turkey\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bush_turkey.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bush_turkey.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bush_turkey-300x234.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Oh shit)<\/p>\n<p>For every Turkey everywhere across the whole US?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what, Thanksgiving would totally suck balls<\/p>\n<p>Thanksgiving without Turkey is like porn w\/o humping<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6290\" title=\"problem\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/problem.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"328\" \/>(I don&#8217;t get it)<\/p>\n<p>For serious. Meh, now just rock your holiday&#8217;s harder<\/p>\n<p>than an 80&#8217;s AC\/DC reunion. But bring some turkey<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2740389970\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every tool box politician has been doing this Since the dawn of time. But what if we did this (Oh shit) For every Turkey everywhere across the whole US?!?!? I&#8217;ll tell you what, Thanksgiving would totally suck balls Thanksgiving without Turkey is like porn w\/o humping (I don&#8217;t get it) For serious. Meh, now just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}