{"id":6237,"date":"2011-11-18T13:56:50","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T19:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6237"},"modified":"2011-11-18T14:04:47","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T20:04:47","slug":"underwear-inspector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/18\/underwear-inspector\/","title":{"rendered":"Underwear Inspector!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d be shocked to find out how many times it actually works<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6239\" title=\"Fake Cop Badge\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Fake-Cop-Badge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"352\" \/>(Fake Underwear Inspector)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d know, it worked like magic on me. How do you think I learned?<\/p>\n<p>The key is to have an official looking badge. It&#8217;s all the difference:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6240\" title=\"Real ATF badge\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Real-ATF-badge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Real-ATF-badge.jpg 494w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Real-ATF-badge-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Actual Underwear Inspector)<\/p>\n<p>Now, go collect some underwear you sick creepy fucking degenerates<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just hope they&#8217;re all skidmark free. <em>Hey, let&#8217;s be careful out there<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6249\" title=\"michael Conrad Hill Street Blues\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/michael-Conrad-Hill-Street-Blues.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"397\" \/>(<\/em>RIP my man<em>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>It&#8217;s a Hills Street Blues reference. Maybe before most of you were born<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2503477784\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d be shocked to find out how many times it actually works (Fake Underwear Inspector) I&#8217;d know, it worked like magic on me. How do you think I learned? The key is to have an official looking badge. It&#8217;s all the difference: (Actual Underwear Inspector) Now, go collect some underwear you sick creepy fucking degenerates [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}