{"id":6180,"date":"2011-11-15T13:29:30","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T19:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6180"},"modified":"2011-11-15T13:29:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T19:29:30","slug":"the-1-minute-libya-blankout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/15\/the-1-minute-libya-blankout\/","title":{"rendered":"The 1 Minute Libya Blankout"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems Cain can’t answer basic<\/em> foreign policy questions<\/p>\n

What happened you ask? Well a reporter politely asked him,<\/p>\n

\"\"(Goodbye everyone!)<\/p>\n

“So do you agree with President Obama on Libya or not?”<\/p>\n

This is what happened in all it’s splendor for you to enjoy<\/a><\/p>\n

Forget he repeats the word “Libya” or that it takes 12 seconds<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(It’s supposed<\/em> to be here)<\/p>\n

For him to even start speaking about the question to answer<\/p>\n

But from :09-1:09 where he literally doesn’t answer a single part<\/p>\n

Then asks the reporter to “re-ask” the question to understand it<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cool off…thinking device)<\/p>\n

Best part was where he started then said “Nope that’s a different one”<\/p>\n

What the fuck was going on in his head at that exact moment?<\/p>\n

\"\"(I knew <\/em>it)<\/p>\n

Shit, even Perry’s gaffe came in at a cool 46 seconds by my count<\/p>\n

From trying to name the agency he’ll cut all the way to “oops”<\/p>\n

This entire thing clocks in 5:16 with him saying basically nothing<\/p>\n

He said “I’ve got all this stuff swirling around in my head”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stuff like this?)<\/p>\n

I don’t think so, because if you did just GRAB ONE & say it<\/p>\n

The translation: “Obama made mistakes for reasons I don’t know”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Tyson as Cain)<\/p>\n

Now listen. People can get exhausted on the campaign trail<\/p>\n

They have brain farts. I’ve had them but they smelt like roses<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Wrong kind)<\/p>\n

But this was extra odd, & I’m not running for President either<\/p>\n

He doesn’t know basic shit, yet is critical of things he doesn’t know<\/p>\n

President Of The Liars Club<\/strong><\/p>\n

I call this meeting of the 137th annual Liars Club to order<\/p>\n

Cain, Weiner, Clinton, Sanford, Craig, are you all present?<\/p>\n

\"\"(We’re all here)<\/p>\n

Some are worse than others. But the newest president<\/p>\n

Is the biggest pile of shit ever; State Penn Jerry Sandusky<\/p>\n

\"\"(The creep)<\/p>\n

He now says he’s not guilty he was just “horsing around”<\/p>\n

Oh, I guess “Horsing around”now = “Ass raping a child”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit, bad title)<\/p>\n

This man is the most evil, sick, fuckjack on the planet<\/p>\n

But now I have an idea to jump start our economy<\/p>\n

Invisible Bear Traps. Hey now don’t freak out just yet<\/p>\n

\"\"(Now make disappear)<\/p>\n

They’re only to be placed directly in front of Sandusky<\/p>\n

Only will react to him while not effecting anyone else<\/p>\n

Everywhere he walks or goes in the future forever<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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