![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Magic-9-Ball.jpg\" "\\"Magic")
(Yep)<\/p>\nLast night was the Republican debate hosted by CNBC<\/p>\n
It was supposed to be a debate on the global economy<\/p>\n
(Yep)<\/p>\n
But every Republican only wanted to talk about our domestic economy<\/p>\n
With 3 ideas: tax cuts, cut all spending, & cut all levels of government<\/p>\n
That’s it. We played a drinking game, where you if heard:<\/p>\n Free market, private sector solution, tax cuts, cut spending<\/em><\/p>\n Washington’s broken, let you keep more, too big to fail<\/em><\/p>\n Get government out of the way, grow the economy, freedom<\/em><\/p>\n You had to drink. We were shitfaced in the 1st 5 minutes<\/p>\n Rick Perry can’t remember three government areas he’d cut<\/p>\n But he’s sure he wants to cut them. Wow, his campaign is over<\/p>\n Herman Cain won’t address his accusers allegations at all<\/p>\n But he’ll sure tell you about his largely discredited 999 plan<\/p>\n In fact, it was his answer everytime<\/em>. I totally shit you not<\/p>\n It was his answer even when that wasn’t the question<\/p>\n How will you address the financial crisis in Italy from effecting us?<\/p>\n Cain: My 999 plan(questioner asks again citing he didn’t answer)<\/p>\n How will you get our job market going jump starting our economy?<\/p>\n Cain: My 999 plan(wait what the fuck?)<\/p>\n How will you avoid being caught lying on camera about harassment?<\/p>\n Cain: It’s all about my 999 plan<\/p>\n I’m positive you’re not even listening to these words right now?<\/p>\n Cain: When you want some fine wine, it’s time for my 9-9-9<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/George-W-Bush-breathing-in.jpg\" "\\"George")
<\/a>(Tried it from 2001-08)<\/p>\n<\/a>(I make no sense)<\/p>\n(Maybe one is his mic)<\/p>\n<\/a>(999 damnit)<\/p>\n<\/a>(9-9-9 fuckers!)<\/p>\n(Bet it’s 999)<\/p>\n