{"id":609,"date":"2008-12-20T12:43:07","date_gmt":"2008-12-20T18:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=609"},"modified":"2009-01-08T11:59:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T17:59:08","slug":"invisible-jet-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/20\/invisible-jet-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Invisible Jet my Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wonder Woman’s “invisible jet” was hardly invisible…<\/p>\n

\"wwplanebig3.jpg\"(Hand blown glass)<\/p>\n

It’s looked like a freaking glass bubble. One shot from an errant bb and it’s shattered…<\/p>\n

The cockpit wasn’t invisible either. A red velvet seat? Who’s her co-pilot, Liberace?<\/p>\n

\"wwflyplane.jpg\"(In-flight movie was The Hulk<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Since she had bullet proof bracelets, why didn’t villains just shoot at her feet?<\/p>\n

The Mystery Of Starbuck’s Torture Room<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nancy Drew was placed on the case of the “Starbuck’s Torture Room”<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"staircase.jpg\"(Barista Doug was on the rack)<\/p>\n

She discovered reasonably priced scones, a French vanilla blend, and a 12th century torture room complete with iron madden, stretching rack, and Jonas Brothers CD’s…<\/p>\n

Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wonder Woman’s “invisible jet” was hardly invisible… (Hand blown glass) It’s looked like a freaking glass bubble. One shot from an errant bb and it’s shattered… The cockpit wasn’t invisible either. A red velvet seat? Who’s her co-pilot, Liberace? (In-flight movie was The Hulk) Since she had bullet proof bracelets, why didn’t villains just shoot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}