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<\/a>(Suck this!)<\/p>\n*Cue clowns shooting out of a tiny car to circus music*<\/p>\n
He’s doing it today at 3pm MST in Phoenix Arizona<\/p>\n
I’d like to thank Cain in advance for all this material<\/p>\n
It’s like watching a plate spinner with no motor skills<\/p>\n Having all plates busted on the ground except one…<\/p>\n As he stupidly tries to balance the only unbroken plate<\/p>\n He jerk spins it shattering it on the ground. Then he turns<\/p>\n And loudly says, “These plates were broken when I got here!”<\/p>\n The audience is confused. He asks, “Why are all of you lying?”<\/p>\n His campaign’s response to the charges is sadly hilarious<\/p>\n Instead of answering them, they just personally insulted her<\/p>\n Trying to say, “Well who the hell is Sharon Bialek anyway?”<\/p>\n Great, they’re now trying the attack & blame the victim game<\/p>\n It’s such a delicious schadenfreude train wreck of epic levels<\/p>\n Holy fuckallballs is this guy dumb. Like forgot to wear pants dumb<\/p>\n According to doctor dipshit, everyone is lying BUT him?<\/p>\n See how that works? Everyone’s a liar but me. Brilliant!<\/p>\n Perhaps today’s Herman Cain has some new information<\/p>\n Because last weeks Herman Cain clearly didn’t have any<\/p>\n He has lied about this the entire time. His lies are growing<\/p>\n You can add today’s to that list. Which are coming<\/p>\n Rather than accept reality, and just tell the truth to all<\/p>\n In true Republican denial of reality itself fashion<\/p>\n He’ll triple down on stupid, & now blame the accuser<\/p>\n<\/a>(Always funny)<\/p>\n<\/a>(Whoa)<\/p>\n<\/a>(“I’m not tossin off”)<\/p>\n<\/a>(And who are you?)<\/p>\n<\/a>(His campaign)<\/p>\n<\/a>(Step #2 on BJ’s…)<\/p>\n<\/a>(You’re full of shit)<\/p>\n