{"id":601,"date":"2008-12-18T04:45:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T10:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=601"},"modified":"2008-12-18T04:45:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T10:45:44","slug":"astronaut-jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/18\/astronaut-jones\/","title":{"rendered":"Astronaut Jones&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Says &#8220;screw the auto-bailout&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/astronaut-jones.jpg\" alt=\"astronaut-jones.jpg\" height=\"212\" width=\"281\" \/>(Rocket! I&#8217;m on a rocket)<\/p>\n<p>Cause I want to tap those fine young car drivers asses and bam bam bam it up hybrid style!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Killer Astroids With Teeth To Eat Your Young?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A blue-ribbon panel of scientists is trying to determine the best way to detect and ward off any wandering <span style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1229548130_0\">space rocks<\/span> that might be on a <span style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1229548130_1\">collision course with Earth<\/span>. Proving once again, scientists have nothing fucking better to do than re-enact Deep Impact, or Armageddon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Shut up news, stop trying scare me again. It&#8217;s not working&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/astroids.jpg\" alt=\"astroids.jpg\" height=\"201\" width=\"282\" \/>(Rock of ages)<\/p>\n<p>Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Says &#8220;screw the auto-bailout&#8221;&#8230; (Rocket! I&#8217;m on a rocket) Cause I want to tap those fine young car drivers asses and bam bam bam it up hybrid style! Killer Astroids With Teeth To Eat Your Young? A blue-ribbon panel of scientists is trying to determine the best way to detect and ward off any wandering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}