{"id":5987,"date":"2011-11-02T12:25:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T18:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5987"},"modified":"2011-11-02T12:30:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T18:30:13","slug":"im-unaware-of-any-sort-of-settlement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/02\/im-unaware-of-any-sort-of-settlement\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;m Unaware Of Any Sort Of Settlement&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Said Herman Cain on Monday morning, being very clear on things<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-pointing-mad.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5989\" title=\"Herman Cain pointing mad\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-pointing-mad.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-pointing-mad.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-pointing-mad-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a>(It&#8217;s the truth)<\/p>\n<p>Now let&#8217;s quickly roll tape of Cain #2 that evening on FOX:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And yes there was some sort of settlement or termination&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5990\" title=\"Herman Cain close up funny face\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-close-up-funny-face-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a>(Cain #1 is lying)<\/p>\n<p>He goes on in the interview where Cain #1 says about 8 seconds later:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There was <em>no<\/em> big settlement or it would&#8217;ve had to come to me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wait? I&#8217;m confused. First you were &#8220;unaware&#8221;. Then totally &#8220;aware&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-hand-out.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5991\" title=\"Herman Cain hand out\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-hand-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-hand-out.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Herman-Cain-hand-out-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a>(I&#8217;m unaware I was aware)<\/p>\n<p>Now you&#8217;ve landed at the newly built &#8220;no big settlement&#8221; ranch<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, it&#8217;s gets even better. About 30 seconds later Cain #2 said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We ended up settling for what would&#8217;ve been a termination settlement&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Holy shitballs, make up your mind buddy. This is actually hilarious<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Funny-cat-hostage-sign.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5992\" title=\"Funny cat hostage sign\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Funny-cat-hostage-sign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Funny-cat-hostage-sign.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Funny-cat-hostage-sign-300x267.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a>(Not <em>that<\/em> funny)<\/p>\n<p>Does he not understand his interviews are taped &amp; can replayed?<\/p>\n<p>He may be innocent. Don&#8217;t know, wasn&#8217;t there. But it&#8217;s never the act itself<\/p>\n<p>Never has been since the dawn of time. It&#8217;s the stupid hubris over-up lies<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hubris.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5993\" title=\"Hubris\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hubris.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hubris.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hubris-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ahem *cough cough* Anthony Weiner, John Edwards, Mark Sanford<\/p>\n<p>John Ensign, Bill Clinton, Elliot Spitzer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, etc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Perry High As All Fuck?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Over the weekend Rick Perry was in New Hampshire. It was &#8220;interesting&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Chin-Stroke-girl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5995\" title=\"Chin Stroke girl\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Chin-Stroke-girl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Chin-Stroke-girl.jpg 297w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Chin-Stroke-girl-210x300.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a>(Not in that way)<\/p>\n<p>To say the least. But he was fucked up on something to say the most<\/p>\n<p>You really need to watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=21z30aNO3cA\">this<\/a>. The whole thing is funny &amp; sort of bizarre<\/p>\n<p>But oh no. That&#8217;s not all. How about this gem when he got a bottle of syrup<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Rick-Perry-High-as-hell.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5988\" title=\"Rick Perry High as hell!\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Rick-Perry-High-as-hell.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Rick-Perry-High-as-hell.gif 560w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Rick-Perry-High-as-hell-300x200.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a>(He&#8217;s high. I <em>know<\/em> high)<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, he looks high as all fuck. And I know what that looks &amp; feels like<\/p>\n<p>Truth. Obama&#8217;s boring as hell compared to this group of fun crazy cats<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Homer-Simpson-High.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5996\" title=\"Homer Simpson &quot;High&quot;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Homer-Simpson-High.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"314\" height=\"352\" \/><\/a>(Simpson 2012)<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t go anywhere GOP candidates. You&#8217;re free quality material<\/p>\n<p>Even if he was, I could care less. It&#8217;s his policies I&#8217;m interested in<\/p>\n<p>And those suck on every humanistic level. Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Said Herman Cain on Monday morning, being very clear on things (It&#8217;s the truth) Now let&#8217;s quickly roll tape of Cain #2 that evening on FOX: &#8220;And yes there was some sort of settlement or termination&#8221; (Cain #1 is lying) He goes on in the interview where Cain #1 says about 8 seconds later: &#8220;There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5987"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6003,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5987\/revisions\/6003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}