{"id":5913,"date":"2011-10-26T10:30:14","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T16:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5913"},"modified":"2011-10-26T10:30:14","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T16:30:14","slug":"listen-its-tempting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/26\/listen-its-tempting\/","title":{"rendered":"Listen, It’s Tempting…"},"content":{"rendered":"

But please don’t be one of those people<\/p>\n

Who dresses up their dog for Halloween<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(My dignity, why?)<\/p>\n

If you ignore me & do, promise you won’t get angry<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(An Unhappy Meal)<\/p>\n

When they take a huge dump in your shoe<\/p>\n

Payback’s a bitch<\/p>\n

When Sinking In The Polls, It’s “Birther Time”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rick Perry is doubling down on stupid now with “birther talk”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(I’m this<\/em> much of a dick)<\/p>\n

Was Barrack Obama born in the United States?<\/em>
\n<\/strong>I have no reason to think otherwise.<\/p>\n

But you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen his.<\/em>
\n<\/strong>I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know. Have I?<\/p>\n

You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been released?<\/em>
\n<\/strong>I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night.<\/p>\n

And?<\/em>
\n<\/strong>That came up.
\n
\n<\/strong>And he said?<\/em>
\n<\/strong>He doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s real.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(You got bigot boys vote)<\/p>\n

This is only shocking to people who saw a truck was coming<\/p>\n

After<\/em> they realized they’re now stuck to the front of it’s grill<\/p>\n

All I could think was “Holy shit, they’re still around?”<\/p>\n

It’s like people who still love the Pontiac Fiero & Members Only jackets<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Classy!)<\/p>\n

I didn’t know they even still existed. And in about 3 seconds<\/p>\n

Much like the “birthers” they won’t be around anymore…<\/p>\n

Guess they’ll just be left to the pages “Dumbfuck History”
\n<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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