{"id":5900,"date":"2011-10-25T12:51:54","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T18:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5900"},"modified":"2011-10-27T11:26:33","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T17:26:33","slug":"iraq-a-stan-almost-good-bye-a-stan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/25\/iraq-a-stan-almost-good-bye-a-stan\/","title":{"rendered":"Iraq-a-stan Almost Good-bye-a-stan"},"content":{"rendered":"

The war with Iraq will end for the US on December 31st, 2011<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Nurse, need condoms stat)<\/p>\n

We’ll be ending our occupation there, so they’re coming home<\/p>\n

And right now, the right wing GOP Tea Party has some opinions:<\/p>\n

Let’s see what John McCain had to say about the big news<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Oh for shits sake)<\/p>\n

“This decision will be viewed as a strategic victory for our enemies”<\/p>\n

I see, that makes sense if you’re insane. And Lindsay Graham thinks<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s made some very poor, dangerous foreign policy decisions\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(I’m a dick)<\/p>\n

How about Herman Cain? “It’s going to leave a big vacuum in Iraq”<\/p>\n

WTF is this insanity? Someone might mention they<\/em> started the war<\/p>\n

I’d be like a starting pitcher who got shelled giving up 10 runs<\/p>\n

And he gets yanked in the 3rd inning. The bullpen does a great job<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(True)<\/p>\n

The team comes back, we’re winning 12-10, & we have two outs<\/p>\n

In the bottom of 9th, & they go to the mound telling the reliever<\/p>\n

“You suck balls. You only pitched 3 innings of shut out baseball<\/p>\n

And now you only<\/em> got two outs. You’re doing it all wrong douche<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Oh jeez)<\/p>\n

Pop outs are lame. I want strikes out only<\/em> you big assclown”<\/p>\n

Bush set the date on the pullout, wake up & smell your own farts<\/strong><\/p>\n

In “Right On Que” New<\/strong>s<\/p>\n

Lindsay Lohan will be posing nude in an upcoming Playboy<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Bang!)<\/p>\n

Causing all of Vegas to temporarily go broke while paying off bets<\/p>\n

Zing! Zong! Zoom!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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