{"id":586,"date":"2008-12-16T10:25:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T16:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=586"},"modified":"2008-12-16T10:31:09","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T16:31:09","slug":"did-it-seem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/16\/did-it-seem\/","title":{"rendered":"Did It Seem&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like Bush has extensive experience at dodging shoes?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/rmnz4n.jpg\" alt=\"rmnz4n.jpg\" height=\"224\" width=\"298\" \/>(Bush&#8217;s version of Jesus)<\/p>\n<p>He looked <em>very<\/em> ready, almost like it happens to him daily&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying Laura or his parents do it to him, but I&#8217;d understand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Things No One Cares About This Holiday Season<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hamster-fighting-machine.jpg\" alt=\"hamster-fighting-machine.jpg\" height=\"443\" width=\"298\" \/>(Surprisingly not selling well)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<em>Enya<\/em> Came Out With A Winter Album That Sounds Exactly Like Her 1st One<br \/>\n-Hearing Your Stupid &#8220;Sledding As A Kid&#8221; Story That Rambles On With No Point<br \/>\n-Watching Tim Allen In <em>&#8220;The Santa Clause 4-Are You Still Watching This Shit?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n-All The Things You Returned Because Your Secret Santa Clearly Doesn&#8217;t Know You<br \/>\n-Footage Of Keanu Reeves Giving Gifts While Plugging <em>The Day The Earth Stood Still<\/em><br \/>\n-The Many Uneventful Snowball Fights Between Blind Armless People<br \/>\n-The 7.9 Million Reasons <em>Valkyrie<\/em> Sucks Ass<\/p>\n<p><strong>How To Pose Like This<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/howtoposelikethis.jpg\" alt=\"howtoposelikethis.jpg\" height=\"234\" width=\"296\" \/>(It&#8217;s self explanatory)<\/p>\n<p>Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like Bush has extensive experience at dodging shoes? (Bush&#8217;s version of Jesus) He looked very ready, almost like it happens to him daily&#8230; I&#8217;m not saying Laura or his parents do it to him, but I&#8217;d understand&#8230; Things No One Cares About This Holiday Season (Surprisingly not selling well) &#8211;Enya Came Out With A Winter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}