{"id":576,"date":"2008-12-12T10:27:16","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T16:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=576"},"modified":"2008-12-12T10:27:16","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T16:27:16","slug":"shut-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/12\/shut-the-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Shut The Door!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/stormtrooper_wc.jpg\" alt=\"stormtrooper_wc.jpg\" height=\"293\" width=\"243\" \/>(Passing wogo burgers from Degaba system)<\/p>\n<p>Just like the book, everybody poops. Except lord Vader. He has a vacuum rammed up his ass and all unclean things are sucked out. Then jammed into light-sabers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how that get their distinctive glow&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSenate Candidate 5<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Something stinks, and it isn&#8217;t the stormtrooper shit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/jesse-jackson-jr.jpg\" alt=\"jesse-jackson-jr.jpg\" height=\"464\" width=\"253\" \/>(BS king)<\/p>\n<p>Raghuveer <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1229093422_5\">Nayak. Remember that name. It&#8217;s going to be the downfall of Jesse Jackson Jr. Nayak <\/span>met with Blagojevich aide Rajinder Bedi to discuss the senate seat and paying for it. That we know. Now Jackson spokesman <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1229093422_7\">Rick Bryant<\/span> told the Tribune that while Jackson discussed the Senate seat with Nayak, he never <em>asked<\/em> him to do anything. Really? <em>Really<\/em>? Suddenly Nayak <em>wasn&#8217;t<\/em> speaking on Jesse Jackson Jr&#8217;s behalf? Bullshit!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s so full of shit his eyes are brown. I&#8217;ve seen better lies from a 4th grader&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The good news, for the prison talent show Rod and Jesse can do <em>&#8220;Ebony and Ivory&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>For The Drug Dealer Who Has Everything<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This Christmas, nothing says unique like a brief case made of bacon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/bacon-briefcase.jpg\" alt=\"bacon-briefcase.jpg\" height=\"154\" width=\"258\" \/>(Drives DEA dogs crazy)<\/p>\n<p>After you mule over 80 kilos of booger sugar, you can make breakfast!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Passing wogo burgers from Degaba system) Just like the book, everybody poops. Except lord Vader. He has a vacuum rammed up his ass and all unclean things are sucked out. Then jammed into light-sabers&#8230; That&#8217;s how that get their distinctive glow&#8230; Senate Candidate 5 Something stinks, and it isn&#8217;t the stormtrooper shit&#8230; (BS king) Raghuveer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}