{"id":5731,"date":"2011-10-10T11:18:59","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T17:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5731"},"modified":"2011-10-13T14:50:02","modified_gmt":"2011-10-13T20:50:02","slug":"stupid-smelly-hippies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/10\/stupid-smelly-hippies\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Smelly Hippies!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Cantor thinks the Occupy Wall Street protests are &#8220;Mobs&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Eric-Cantor-House-Planking.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5732\" title=\"Eric Cantor House Planking\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Eric-Cantor-House-Planking.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"242\" \/><\/a>(He&#8217;s good)<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;If they were demonstrating peacefully&#8230;&amp; making a point,<\/p>\n<p>&amp; arguing our case, &amp; drawing attention to the Fed\u00e2\u20ac\u201cI would say, good!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I see how this works. Tea Party people protesting is &#8216;Merican<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tea-Party-flag-funny-poster.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5733\" title=\"Tea Party flag funny poster\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tea-Party-flag-funny-poster.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tea-Party-flag-funny-poster.jpg 618w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Tea-Party-flag-funny-poster-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a>(Clearly American)<\/p>\n<p>But when other citizens protest unregulated banks gutting the middle class<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re all dirty commie socialist hippie scum who are a &#8220;danger&#8221; to all<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5734\" title=\"Occupy Wall Street guy with sign\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign.jpg 1247w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Occupy-Wall-Street-guy-with-sign-1024x717.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a>(Evil mob)<\/p>\n<p>That makes sense if you&#8217;re nuttier than my stool after eating 3lbs of cashews<\/p>\n<p>Translation: Unlike the Tea Party these are very intelligent people<\/p>\n<p>With regulation demands that aren&#8217;t bought or controlled by corporations<\/p>\n<p>I guess the &#8220;right to assembly&#8221; is only for dolts, bigots, &amp; NASCAR fans<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Eric-Cantor-full-of-this-much-shit.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5736\" title=\"Eric Cantor full of this much shit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Eric-Cantor-full-of-this-much-shit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"305\" \/><\/a>(Full of this much shit)<\/p>\n<p>This is a super fucking scary thing for Tea Party Republicans today<\/p>\n<p>And they are right to be shitting in their khaki Dockers<\/p>\n<p><strong>More Bocephus Batshit Buffoonery<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ESPN fired Hank Williams Jr. He&#8217;s done &amp; Barry Sanders will sing tonight<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hank-William-Jr.-with-hate-pulled-down-ears1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5737\" title=\"Hank William Jr. with hate pulled down ears\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hank-William-Jr.-with-hate-pulled-down-ears1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hank-William-Jr.-with-hate-pulled-down-ears1.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hank-William-Jr.-with-hate-pulled-down-ears1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/a>(La la la la not listening)<\/p>\n<p>It was way to harsh in my opinion. Just give him some time off<\/p>\n<p>But then again, it&#8217;s their company, so they can do what they wish<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not over. King shit kicker has a new song out called &#8220;Keep The Change&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In it, he sings that U.S. is &#8220;going down the drain&#8221; &amp; says it&#8217;s becoming<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The United Socialist States of America&#8221;. Holy crap, I was kidding before<\/p>\n<p>But the dude actually went &amp; wrote a song similar to the parody one I posted<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s way past funny to me. He went on to belt out these gems:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hank-Williams-Jr.-with-gutiar.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5735\" title=\"Hank Williams Jr. with gutiar\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Hank-Williams-Jr.-with-gutiar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"178\" \/><\/a>(Sing it)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fox &#8216;n Friends wanna put me down\/Ask for my opinion\/Twist it all  around&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then he finishes the verse: &#8220;Well two can play that gotcha game  you&#8217;ll see&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, words you directly uttered are now &#8220;Gotcha games&#8221;. You&#8217;re a male Palin<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Cantor thinks the Occupy Wall Street protests are &#8220;Mobs&#8221; (He&#8217;s good) He said, &#8220;If they were demonstrating peacefully&#8230;&amp; making a point, &amp; arguing our case, &amp; drawing attention to the Fed\u00e2\u20ac\u201cI would say, good!&#8221; Oh, I see how this works. Tea Party people protesting is &#8216;Merican (Clearly American) But when other citizens protest unregulated [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5731"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5743,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5731\/revisions\/5743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}