{"id":5625,"date":"2011-09-30T12:22:35","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T18:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5625"},"modified":"2011-09-30T12:27:17","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T18:27:17","slug":"occupy-pepper-spray-says-bologna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/30\/occupy-pepper-spray-says-bologna\/","title":{"rendered":"Occupy “Pepper Spray” Says Bologna"},"content":{"rendered":"

Occupy Wall Street was the people excersing their American rights<\/p>\n

They went in peacefully, with conviction, and showed up to say:<\/p>\n

\"\"(“V” is cool?)<\/p>\n

“Hey Wall Street, you’re on notice. No more theft from us!”<\/p>\n

Pretty normal stuff considering the Bulls run there daily<\/p>\n

While the rest of us are neck deep in water from our houses going under<\/p>\n

Two stark differences. But what happened to the protesters?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(The “Policeman’s Carry”<\/em>)<\/p>\n

A dash of pepper, that’s what. But the level & how it was done is shocking<\/p>\n

People were pepper sprayed in the face multiple times<\/a><\/p>\n

But who did the spray-n-dash? Anthony Bologna<\/p>\n

I kid you not, that’s his real name<\/p>\n

\"\"(Pre-spray)<\/p>\n

Tony fucking Bologna(ba-loney). The kids at the playground had a field day<\/p>\n

“Tony Bologna is a bony crony who owes alimony & rides a phony pony”<\/p>\n

Then he pepper sprayed the shit out them until they were all blind<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(True)<\/p>\n

His new nickname is “Blind Justice” or “Huge Douchebag Asshole”<\/p>\n

Can’t really decide which one sounds better, but #2 has a ring to it<\/p>\n

His new job ironically will be as the pepper waiter for food<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Stupid hippies!)<\/p>\n

Naturally you know he’ll end up getting most of it in their eyes<\/p>\n

Force of habit. Just sayin’. Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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