{"id":5576,"date":"2011-09-27T13:22:49","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T19:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5576"},"modified":"2011-09-27T13:23:34","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T19:23:34","slug":"guillen-gone-bartman-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/27\/guillen-gone-bartman-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Guillen Gone, Bartman In?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The yellow brick road to Oz is now moldy & bronzed<\/p>\n

White Sox manager Ozzie is gone. He’ll be with the Florida Marlins<\/p>\n

\"\"(U seen my parrot mang?)<\/p>\n

Guillen wanted a new deal; Reinsdorf didn’t want to pay him<\/p>\n

So long Ozzie. He took the $ money and skated out of town<\/p>\n

Actually it’s more like he cursed a blue streak & rode that wave out<\/p>\n

\"\"(I’m buying eh boat!)<\/p>\n

Who will take over as new manager now? My pick is Steve Bartman<\/p>\n

Nothing would piss the Cubs off more than having him manage<\/p>\n

\"\"(He can’t catch)<\/p>\n

Nothing would make the sporting world laugh more than him managing<\/p>\n

Sure it’s a stunt, but it’d one hell of a hilarious stunt…for a while<\/p>\n

Is Republican Heckling Now A Fucking Sport?<\/strong><\/p>\n

We are a nation of “hecklers” shouting shit from the darkness<\/p>\n

But it’s gotten worse. Obama was at an event at the House Of Blues<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s a look)<\/p>\n

When a guy mustered the guts to shout this at the top of this lungs:<\/p>\n

“Jesus Christ is the Son of God!” and “Barack Obama is the antichrist!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit)<\/p>\n

Suddenly with the dawn of the last two years<\/p>\n

The heckles have become louder, crazier, & way dumber<\/p>\n

It’s like his election dropped our heckling IQ points to historic lows<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Possible file photo)<\/p>\n

We went from “Hey batter batter” to “You rape kittens!”<\/p>\n

Guess there’s just no more room for witty repartee<\/p>\n

In a “Fast Food FOX Xenophobic Bigoted Truck Nutz”<\/em> world<\/p>\n

And somewhere Pagliacci is laughing saying “I told you so!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Karate Kid move)<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The yellow brick road to Oz is now moldy & bronzed White Sox manager Ozzie is gone. He’ll be with the Florida Marlins (U seen my parrot mang?) Guillen wanted a new deal; Reinsdorf didn’t want to pay him So long Ozzie. He took the $ money and skated out of town Actually it’s more […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5576"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5591,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5576\/revisions\/5591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}