{"id":5478,"date":"2011-09-16T10:44:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T16:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5478"},"modified":"2011-12-29T09:58:20","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T15:58:20","slug":"so-long-sucky-solyndra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/16\/so-long-sucky-solyndra\/","title":{"rendered":"So Long Sucky Solyndra"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ok Obama haters. Finally you have a real screw up to enjoy<\/p>\n

You see? You didn’t have to create insane shit out of thin air for 2 years<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ahem, he did, twice)<\/p>\n

The other insanity like ACORN, Bill Ayers, Reverend Wright,<\/p>\n

Or that he’s a Kenyan born zombie from planet Zork was silly<\/p>\n

Especially when the real shit tastes so much better<\/p>\n

Turns out solar panel maker Solyndra is going kaput<\/p>\n

\"\"(Truck hanging out)<\/p>\n

They filed for bankruptcy late last month laying off 1,000 workers<\/p>\n

After<\/em> getting $500 million in government stimulus loan funding<\/p>\n

*Disney record scratch*<\/p>\n

Oh wait, my bad, it was actually $528 million<\/p>\n

*Disney double record scratch*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sccccrrrraatttcccch)<\/p>\n

The Obama administration frequently touted Solyndra<\/p>\n

As a model for its clean energy program with Obama visiting it<\/p>\n

The White House didn’t have a press release about it right away<\/p>\n

Maybe because their computers are powered by Solyndra cells<\/p>\n

About it Joe Biden said, “These jobs will be permanent<\/em> jobs”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Gaaaa der)<\/p>\n

You dumbass, no job is permanent, that’s why it’s a JOB<\/p>\n

We had that one time, it was called slavery<\/p>\n

See FOX News, enjoy this<\/em>, not starting a new meme of:<\/p>\n

“Obama secretly wants to build a rocket to blow up the sun”<\/p>\n

The Cult Of Ron Paul<\/strong><\/p>\n

On line or on any occasion when chatting about politics<\/p>\n

You might find yourself in the room with a Ron Paul supporter<\/p>\n

\"\"(Like this idiot)<\/p>\n

I’ll tell you this honestly & thoughtfully. Run, run like hell<\/p>\n

Ron Paul is what is known as a far right wing Libertarian<\/p>\n

That doesn’t make him at bad person. No, in fact far from it<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s Tea Party Jesus)<\/p>\n

In our world filled with shady shape shifting lying politicians<\/p>\n

At least this man remains constant in his positions. Always<\/p>\n

And for that you must give him massive credit over others<\/p>\n

Now let’s look at specific policy I agree with Paul on:<\/p>\n

-His non-interventionist foreign policy
\n-Ending the “war on drugs” legalizing recreational drugs
\n-Cut wasteful spending<\/p>\n

That’s where it ends. Here are the things I don’t<\/em> agree with him on:<\/p>\n

-He wants to end the income tax, ending significant revenue
\n-He wants to end Social Security, Medicare, CIA, FBI, Post Office, ect.
\n-End Title II of the Civil Rights Act, yes you read it right, bigots rejoice<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shut up)<\/p>\n

They wave these words around like “Freedom”, “Liberty” or “Patriot”<\/p>\n

Which literally could mean anything. It’s like a jingoistic word salad<\/p>\n

That means N-O-T-H-I-N-G specific. Libertarians seek “freedom”<\/p>\n

They’ll say Social Security is “gumberment coercion”, & that isn’t fair<\/p>\n

Unless<\/em> it’s for shit THEY like, then government coercion is awesome<\/p>\n

Stuff like, “protect my damn gun rights”, or “let’s end abortions”<\/p>\n

Or “Kick all illegals outta our country now”, or “queers can’t marry”<\/p>\n

\"\"(You know it)<\/p>\n

They’re like rebellious teens who see government as parents<\/p>\n

They ignore that their parents give them life, food, shelter,<\/p>\n

Clothing, support, an education, & love. They think:<\/p>\n

“If those dicks would just let me do X, I’d achieve more”<\/p>\n

They reject our social contract, mostly because they’re selfish id<\/p>\n

\"\"(Irony)<\/p>\n

When they defy parents, it’s always the parents fault, not theirs<\/p>\n

And they’re never wrong, ever. It’s your fault, you misunderstood<\/p>\n

It’s the worst in society, and lowest we could ever go<\/p>\n

Their motto is “I got mine, leave me alone, sucks to be you”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Not really a rally cry)<\/p>\n

Not exactly what our great country was built on<\/p>\n

We’d have to change the Statue Of Liberty plaque to read:<\/p>\n

“You’re on your own asswipe, so suck it. Foreigners stay out!”<\/p>\n

But don’t let history, reality, or facts ever challenge their views<\/p>\n

It’s like light to cockroaches, and they really really hate that<\/p>\n

Have a weekend, & go Bears!<\/p>\n

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