{"id":5453,"date":"2011-09-15T12:50:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T18:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5453"},"modified":"2011-09-23T10:18:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T16:18:56","slug":"rockey-mountain-way-gets-rockier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/15\/rockey-mountain-way-gets-rockier\/","title":{"rendered":"Rocky Mountain Way Gets Rockier…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Illinois Tea Party Republican Representative Joe Walsh<\/p>\n

Is now in hotter water over his unpaid child support<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wait, I owe you $ too?)<\/p>\n

Turns out, the judge also thinks so & ruled against him<\/p>\n

They said it’s all on him to prove he doesn’t owe the $<\/p>\n

\"\"(Bravo, wait…what?)<\/p>\n

For a guy screaming “Fiscal Responsibility” at Obama<\/p>\n

My irony meter is going off the charts<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s reading hot)<\/p>\n

The man’s not only nuttier than Chinese chicken salad<\/p>\n

He’s pretty much a douche dead beat dad hypocrite to boot<\/p>\n

Who was “flat broke” at one point, but likes lecturing others on $<\/p>\n

It’s classic Tea Turd insanity De Jour which we’re used to by now<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, I’ll fu#king hit a chick)<\/p>\n

I don’t go around lecturing people on swearing<\/p>\n

Because I fucking do it a lot. I’d like to think I know my flaws<\/p>\n

It’s part of life to have them, and I have many of them…<\/p>\n

But these whack jobs are experts at pretending they don’t exist<\/p>\n

\"\"(Feels like I owe<\/em> something)<\/p>\n

Remember, stupid always doubles down. Always…<\/p>\n

Unshocking News: Pat Robertson’s Nucking Futs<\/strong><\/p>\n

He thinks once someone has Alzheimer’s<\/p>\n

Then it’s OK to divorce them because, now get this:<\/p>\n

“The disease is kind of like a death”<\/p>\n

\"\"(I’m a douche of biblical levels)<\/p>\n

So it’s covered under the “Till death do us part” of marriage vows<\/p>\n

It was a response to a question about what advice to give to a pal<\/p>\n

Who began stepping out on his spouse after she had Alzheimer’s<\/p>\n

Captain kindness went on to say:<\/p>\n

“I know it sounds cruel, but if he’s going to do something,
\nhe should divorce her and start all over again –
\nbut make sure she has custodial care and somebody looking after her”<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s a look)<\/p>\n

But Pat, they won’t even remember you divorced them in the 1st place<\/p>\n

Pat runs the 700 Club which either sounds like a high end strip joint<\/p>\n

Or a golf bag selection for the greatest monster driver ever…<\/p>\n

\"\"(The actual 700 Club)<\/p>\n

When ever someone claims to speak on gods behalf<\/p>\n

Place your hand over your wallet, and slowly back out of the room<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Illinois Tea Party Republican Representative Joe Walsh Is now in hotter water over his unpaid child support (Wait, I owe you $ too?) Turns out, the judge also thinks so & ruled against him They said it’s all on him to prove he doesn’t owe the $ (Bravo, wait…what?) For a guy screaming “Fiscal Responsibility” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5453"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5477,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5453\/revisions\/5477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}