{"id":5436,"date":"2011-09-14T10:01:16","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T16:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5436"},"modified":"2011-09-15T10:45:27","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T16:45:27","slug":"check-out-my-weiner-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/14\/check-out-my-weiner-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Out My Weiner Seat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been dying to say that for a while<\/p>\n<p>And there hasn&#8217;t been much news about Anthony Weiner<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5437\" title=\"Anthony Weiner's weiner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Anthony-Weiners-weiner-300x221.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Anthony-Weiners-weiner-300x221.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Anthony-Weiners-weiner.png 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(The &#8220;junk&#8221; shot)<\/p>\n<p>Until they had a special election for his vacant congressional seat<\/p>\n<p>In a stunner, it was won by Republican Bob Turner<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5438\" title=\"Bob Turner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Bob-Turner-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Bob-Turner-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Bob-Turner.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>(I only sext older women)<\/p>\n<p>The largely white working class district is 40% Jewish<\/p>\n<p>But they voted for a 70 year old Republican Catholic<\/p>\n<p>Democratic state Assemblyman David Weprin who is Jewish, lost<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5439\" title=\"David Weipren\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/David-Weipren-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/David-Weipren-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/David-Weipren.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(How did I lose?)<\/p>\n<p>Wait now, what what with the what what?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the Jewish guy in the 40% Jewish community LOST<\/p>\n<p>This district NEVER sent a Republican to the house before<\/p>\n<p>Well good luck my low information voting NYC friends<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5440\" title=\"NYC apartment joke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/NYC-apartment-joke-258x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/NYC-apartment-joke-258x300.png 258w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/NYC-apartment-joke.png 332w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(It&#8217;s cozy)<\/p>\n<p>You just voted for tax cuts for the top 3%, busting of unions,<\/p>\n<p>Ending Social Security\/Medicare, &amp; policy designed for corporations<\/p>\n<p>When you say, &#8220;Wait, we didn&#8217;t vote for that&#8221;, I&#8217;ll say &#8220;Yes you did&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5441\" title=\"you_sank_my_battleship_lg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/you_sank_my_battleship_lg-300x300.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"261\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/you_sank_my_battleship_lg-300x300.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/you_sank_my_battleship_lg-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/you_sank_my_battleship_lg.gif 514w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 261px) 100vw, 261px\" \/>(U sank my battleship)<\/p>\n<p>Guess it&#8217;s true what they say, when you have a scorched Weiner<\/p>\n<p>Every pair of truth pants are very painful<\/p>\n<p><strong>101 Year Old Detroit Woman Evicted In Foreclosure<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh for fucks sake, you&#8217;re kidding me<\/p>\n<p>Texana Hollis live in her home for more than 6 decades<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5443\" title=\"Texana Hollis 101 Detroit woman\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Texana-Hollis-101-Detroit-woman-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"205\" \/>(Lost her home)<\/p>\n<p>Until her son Warren, 65, said he didn&#8217;t pay the bill for several years<\/p>\n<p>And disregarded several eviction notices that were sent to him<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5445\" title=\"Embarrased hands to heads\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads2-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads2-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads2.jpg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/>(The son is an idiot)<\/p>\n<p>The most disgusting part, when you go on-line to the story<\/p>\n<p>You see racist, morons, &amp; hateful people cheering in the comments<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s the same people who applauded Texas death penalty tally<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5444\" title=\"Republican debate crowd\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Republican-debate-crowd1-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"274\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Republican-debate-crowd1-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Republican-debate-crowd1.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/>(Spot the lone minority)<\/p>\n<p>And the same people who wanted any of the uninsured to die<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m losing hope for some in humanity, &amp; it&#8217;s a very very very sad day<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll never give up. Ever. Deep down people are good<\/p>\n<p>And&#8217;ll spend the rest of life proving it if I have too<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1829728829\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been dying to say that for a while And there hasn&#8217;t been much news about Anthony Weiner (The &#8220;junk&#8221; shot) Until they had a special election for his vacant congressional seat In a stunner, it was won by Republican Bob Turner (I only sext older women) The largely white working class district is 40% [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}