{"id":5401,"date":"2011-09-12T09:20:10","date_gmt":"2011-09-12T15:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5401"},"modified":"2011-09-12T09:20:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T15:20:10","slug":"ex-girlfriend-calls-65000-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/12\/ex-girlfriend-calls-65000-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Ex-Girlfriend Calls 65,000 Times"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Dutch woman called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times<\/p>\n

Which means at least 20% of the calls were made on the toilet<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh no)<\/p>\n

My guess is her job was as a telemarketer<\/p>\n

The worst part, the guy denied ever having a relationship with her<\/p>\n

Ouch, that’s not good at all. It’s a case of “Look Who’s Stalking part II”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Double face palm)<\/p>\n

What I wonder about was what if on call 64,599, he finally picked up<\/p>\n

Saying, “I was gonna let our relationship just end & give up on you…<\/p>\n

But something tells me you might be worth another shot.<\/p>\n

Let’s just say after 64,599 calls, I got a good feeling about this”<\/p>\n

Wait, Didn’t We Just HAVE A Republican Debate?<\/strong><\/p>\n

We did. It was literally just last Wednesday…<\/p>\n

But they figured it was sooooooooo good, let’s do another one!<\/p>\n

The media is trying to drive this as a Romney vs. Perry thrill fight<\/p>\n

\"\"(I slept with his wife!)<\/p>\n

Now, if they were in a steel cage match with the crowd yelling<\/p>\n

“Two men enter, one man leaves!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice!)<\/p>\n

That’d actually be sorta fun. This is just awkwardly silly stupid<\/p>\n

Why? Because this event is co-sponsored by the Tea Party Express<\/p>\n

Which will be asking batshitinsane questions like:<\/p>\n

“Why do we need stupid government & their dumb ol roads at all?<\/p>\n

Can’t we all just agree to fly around using jetpacks?”<\/p>\n

\"\"(And stay there)<\/p>\n

Or maybe you’ll hear this lil’ gem:<\/p>\n

“I think Social Security & Medicare are stupid, when you will end it?<\/p>\n

I ask mostly because I’m currently using it & rely on it for life”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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