{"id":540,"date":"2008-12-04T10:32:43","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T16:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=540"},"modified":"2008-12-04T10:32:43","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T16:32:43","slug":"pranks-for-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/04\/pranks-for-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Pranks For Nothing…"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman from Florida Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call from President-elect<\/span> Barack Obama<\/span>. She didn’t believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice…<\/p>\n

\"ileana.jpg\"(Anyone have a box I could stand on?)<\/p>\n

Smooth move…<\/p>\n

You hung up when you shouldn’t have, and Palin didn’t when she should<\/em> have…<\/p>\n

\"bono.jpg\"(She didn’t think it was Bono until he farted & it suddenly smelt like roses)<\/p>\n

To be fair, she also hung up on Domino’s Pizza, her mechanic, and her husband of 20 plus years shouting, “You lying alien robot voices will never take over the world on my watch!”…<\/p>\n

Maybe her and telephones just don’t get along…<\/p>\n

Harry Plotter<\/strong><\/p>\n

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling releases a new book today. Avid readers from across the globe travelled to London to become the first people to lay their hands on the new Harry Potter spin-off, “The Tales of Beedle the Bard,” a collection of five fables mentioned in Rowling’s saga about the boy wizard…<\/p>\n

\"split-rowling-book.jpg\"(Is it the Necronomicon<\/em>?)<\/p>\n

She says it’s “nothing like the Harry Potter series”, yet the main character’s are Parry Hotter, Germoine Hranger, and Wod Resley…<\/p>\n

Go figure. Besides, Hogwarts<\/em> is now an official STD in London…<\/p>\n

Stuff Seen On Cars<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"familystickers.jpg\"(They forgot “Fat”)<\/p>\n

Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman from Florida Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call from President-elect Barack Obama. She didn’t believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice… (Anyone have a box I could stand on?) Smooth move… You hung up when you shouldn’t have, and Palin didn’t when she should have… (She didn’t think […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}