{"id":5388,"date":"2011-09-09T12:17:59","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T18:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5388"},"modified":"2011-09-09T12:17:59","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T18:17:59","slug":"on-line-shipping-try-carrier-pigeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/09\/on-line-shipping-try-carrier-pigeon\/","title":{"rendered":"On-Line Shipping? Try Carrier Pigeon"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I order on-line, & it comes to the “shipping” part<\/p>\n

I’m pissed they don’t offer a cool carrier Pigeon<\/p>\n

\"\"(Looking gooooood)<\/p>\n

Maybe one dressed in a fancy leather outfit<\/p>\n

Wearing a helmet with flames on the side<\/p>\n

\"\"(Avoid the propeller)<\/p>\n

Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

Master Debators Part Douche<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rick Perry is now called “The Ponz”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sit on it & spin)<\/p>\n

Because he thinks all Social Security is a “ponzi” scheme<\/p>\n

He also is proud to have executed 234 inmates<\/p>\n

Which got a huge applause from the audience<\/p>\n

\"\"(Who are these guys?)<\/p>\n

Holy nipple batman, that is pretty batshitcrazy insaneo<\/p>\n

Bachmann’s still nuttier than a Planets Peanut factory<\/p>\n

When she said said “health care reform kills jobs”<\/p>\n

Even though she’s been called on it <\/a>before, several times<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(Gacy still there?)<\/p>\n

She’s like Crystal Pepsi. You ask, “What’s that?”. Exactly!<\/p>\n

Romney sounded kinda like a normal guy<\/p>\n

Until he tried to say Tea Party people are “rational”<\/p>\n

Which means, Republicans clearly want<\/p>\n

“Brass Knuckles Face Puncher” Perry. Careful what you wish for<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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