{"id":5345,"date":"2011-09-02T14:06:40","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T20:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5345"},"modified":"2011-09-02T14:06:40","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T20:06:40","slug":"i-love-taking-out-the-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/02\/i-love-taking-out-the-trash\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love Taking Out The Trash&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s just about the best thing in the entire world<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and don&#8217;t even get me started on the &#8220;dishes&#8221; or &#8220;laundry&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5346\" title=\"Simpson's Sarcasm Detector\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Simpsons-Sarcasm-Detector-300x271.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"288\" \/>(It&#8217;s off the charts)<\/p>\n<p>Screw watching sports, movies, napping, or playing video games<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m &#8220;all in&#8221; when it comes to watering plants, or ironing shit<\/p>\n<p>I think, &#8220;Damn, I&#8217;m gonna fucking clean that floor like a mother fucker&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s just about the best thing in the entire world Oh, and don&#8217;t even get me started on the &#8220;dishes&#8221; or &#8220;laundry&#8221; (It&#8217;s off the charts) Screw watching sports, movies, napping, or playing video games I&#8217;m &#8220;all in&#8221; when it comes to watering plants, or ironing shit I think, &#8220;Damn, I&#8217;m gonna fucking clean that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5345"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5350,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5345\/revisions\/5350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}