{"id":5277,"date":"2011-08-26T13:59:09","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T19:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5277"},"modified":"2011-08-26T14:13:23","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T20:13:23","slug":"come-on-irene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/26\/come-on-irene\/","title":{"rendered":"Come On Irene…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I swear (well she means), at this moment she’ll destroy everything<\/p>\n

By blowing away my address my thoughts I confess verge on dirty<\/p>\n

Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Blow-Us-All-Away<\/p>\n

\"\"(They can’t afford t-shirts?)<\/p>\n

Apologies to Dexy’s Midnight Runners<\/p>\n

Hurricane Irene is coming fast so batten down the snatches…<\/p>\n

Women named hurricanes are worse than male, mostly b\/c us men are lazy<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Don’t call her big<\/em>“)<\/p>\n

Hope for the best, grab on to something that won’t move; like a NYC rat<\/p>\n

And hold on tighter than a stripper up high on the pole doing a move<\/p>\n

We’re with you NYC, so stay cool, drunk, and above water<\/p>\n

Reading YouTube, Yahoo, & On-line Comments…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Is never ever a good thing to do. Pretty much Ever<\/p>\n

It tells me we have a serious racial problem in America<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh god no)<\/p>\n

It’s the bubbling hate lying underneath that might be our undoing<\/p>\n

It gives the racist one thing they need in today’s tolerant society<\/p>\n

Anonymity. They don’t have to personally own their hate<\/p>\n

\"\"(We have a geneyus!)<\/p>\n

They can just type behind an IP\/Channel\/User Name\/Electronic Hood<\/p>\n

And it’s making me fear the irrational hate I thought was passing<\/p>\n

Isn’t at all. And it’s being shoved on our kids again & again & again<\/p>\n

\"\"(Idiots)<\/p>\n

To disaffected turds in the suburbs where some idiot racist parents breed<\/p>\n

And the beat goes on…<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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