{"id":5233,"date":"2011-08-23T12:23:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T18:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5233"},"modified":"2011-08-23T12:23:05","modified_gmt":"2011-08-23T18:23:05","slug":"why-sex-is-better-than-fantasy-football-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/23\/why-sex-is-better-than-fantasy-football-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Sex Is Better Than Fantasy Football"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s really all in the title, but I guess you need convincing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5237\" title=\"Fantasy Football t-shirt\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fantasy-Football-t-shirt-300x271.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fantasy-Football-t-shirt-300x271.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fantasy-Football-t-shirt.jpg 510w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/>(No unicorns?)<\/p>\n<p>-Because you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fuck points<br \/>\n-You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t cuddle a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153win\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n-When\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the last QB break out game blown you?<br \/>\n-No one ever really \u00e2\u20ac\u0153loses\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in sex<br \/>\n-No one talks shit when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not doing well<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5238\" title=\"Fantasy Footabll excuses\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fantasy-Footabll-excuses-300x256.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fantasy-Footabll-excuses-300x256.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Fantasy-Footabll-excuses.gif 656w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/>(How about \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I suck\u00e2\u20ac\u009d?)<\/p>\n<p>But, now Why Fantasy Football Is Better Than Sex<\/p>\n<p>-You only have to do it once a week<br \/>\n-It never complains when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re on the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153unable to perform list\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n-The only energy needed is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153point &amp; click\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n-You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need candles &amp; shitty 80\u00e2\u20ac\u00b2s music to do it<br \/>\n-All you have to do is watch, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not actually doing it<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s true. Sad but true. Oh, and on an interesting note<\/p>\n<p>Ever notice &#8220;Sex&#8221; &amp; &#8220;Football&#8221; both have the word &#8220;fantasy&#8221; IN them?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, me neither. Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s really all in the title, but I guess you need convincing&#8230; (No unicorns?) -Because you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fuck points -You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t cuddle a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153win\u00e2\u20ac\u009d -When\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the last QB break out game blown you? -No one ever really \u00e2\u20ac\u0153loses\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in sex -No one talks shit when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not doing well (How about \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I suck\u00e2\u20ac\u009d?) But, now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5233"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5245,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5233\/revisions\/5245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}