{"id":5213,"date":"2011-08-22T09:42:46","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T15:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5213"},"modified":"2011-09-05T09:27:48","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T15:27:48","slug":"jimmy-buffetts-grandpa-is-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/22\/jimmy-buffetts-grandpa-is-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Buffett&#8217;s Grandpa Is Right!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new wealthy billionaire Capitalist hero is Warren Buffett<\/p>\n<p>He thinks the wealthy have been &#8220;coddled too long&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5215\" title=\"Coddled Wealthy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Coddled-Wealthy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Coddled-Wealthy.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Coddled-Wealthy-300x243.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Is a monocle underneath?)<\/p>\n<p>He wrote an op-ed saying &#8220;Enough! It&#8217;s time we pay our fair share&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The entire Op-Ed is right <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2011\/08\/15\/opinion\/stop-coddling-the-super-rich.html?scp=1&amp;sq=warren%20buffett%20op%20ed&amp;st=cse\">here<\/a> and is a great read<\/p>\n<p>Cue the seconds until FOX news attacks him? In 3&#8230;2&#8230;1&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5218\" title=\"FOX news funny logo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/FOX-news-funny-logo1-300x294.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/FOX-news-funny-logo1-300x294.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/FOX-news-funny-logo1-1024x1003.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/FOX-news-funny-logo1.jpg 1378w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Truth stings)<\/p>\n<p>BAM! They called him a &#8220;Socialist&#8221; &amp; told him to &#8220;quit lecturing the rich&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the most powerful capitalist on the planet is now a &#8220;Socialist&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You keep using that word. I do not think it means what <strong><strong>you<\/strong><\/strong> think it means&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5216\" title=\"Indigo Montoya\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Indigo-Montoya.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Indigo-Montoya.jpg 658w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Indigo-Montoya-300x259.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;d be like calling Mike &#8220;the Situation&#8221; an &#8220;intellectual giant&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Noticing a pattern here? FOX is now the Socialist Network<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5214\" title=\"The Socialist Network\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/The-Socialist-Network.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/The-Socialist-Network.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/The-Socialist-Network-222x300.jpg 222w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/The-Socialist-Network-757x1024.jpg 757w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Everyone pays in this film)<\/p>\n<p>If you politically disagree with FOX or Tea Party Republicans<\/p>\n<p>They blindly insult you with terms they clearly don&#8217;t understand<\/p>\n<p>Since they don&#8217;t know what it means, it&#8217;s calling someone a &#8220;witch&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5219\" title=\"You Suck Youtube mock\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/You-Suck-Youtube-mock-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/You-Suck-Youtube-mock-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/You-Suck-Youtube-mock-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/You-Suck-Youtube-mock.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(FOX&#8217;s debate style)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s intended to stop the conversation entirely, not begin it<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line: even wealthy people know if you kill the middle\/lower class<\/p>\n<p>No one is left to buy their goods or services that makes them wealthy<\/p>\n<p><strong>Libya Is Almost Free!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Not like &#8220;FOC&#8221; as in &#8220;Free Of Charge&#8221;. You still need to pay to go there<\/p>\n<p>But almost free from oppressive rule &#8220;free&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5227\" title=\"Libyan leader Moamer Kadhafi gestures as\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Momoar-Kadafi-with-stupid-hat-300x206.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Momoar-Kadafi-with-stupid-hat-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Momoar-Kadafi-with-stupid-hat.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(Farewell bitches!)<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s like watching history unfold before your eyes<\/p>\n<p>Take a whiff, and soak it all in. Whooooops, that&#8217;s my nasty BO<\/p>\n<p>*John quickly put on pit stick &amp; cologne*<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s better, NOW smell the freedom vibes. Great things<\/p>\n<p><strong>Obama Hall &amp; Oats &#8220;Out Of Touch&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s out of touch and out of time on being a real person<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5220\" title=\"Out Of Touch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Out-Of-Touch-284x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Out-Of-Touch-284x300.jpg 284w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Out-Of-Touch.jpg 568w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Do not touch)<\/p>\n<p>When our country is hurting on every corner<\/p>\n<p>The middle class is getting snuffed out one by one<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5221\" title=\"Obama's fans waving\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Obamas-fans-waving-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Obamas-fans-waving-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Obamas-fans-waving.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(Hey, any jobs yet?)<\/p>\n<p>And douche puppet decides to take a trip to douchey Martha&#8217;s Vineyard<\/p>\n<p>It shows a fundamental lack of empathy on every level<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;optics&#8221; are not only bad, but so is the timing. Timing is everything<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5222\" title=\"Timing is everything\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Timing-is-everything-214x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"444\" \/>(Yes it is)<\/p>\n<p>We all know it wouldn&#8217;t do any good if stayed, but come on<\/p>\n<p>At least PRETEND to give a flying fuck buddy<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new wealthy billionaire Capitalist hero is Warren Buffett He thinks the wealthy have been &#8220;coddled too long&#8221; (Is a monocle underneath?) He wrote an op-ed saying &#8220;Enough! It&#8217;s time we pay our fair share&#8221; The entire Op-Ed is right here and is a great read Cue the seconds until FOX news attacks him? In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5213"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5232,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5213\/revisions\/5232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}