{"id":5131,"date":"2011-08-16T12:33:33","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T18:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=5131"},"modified":"2011-08-16T12:35:35","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T18:35:35","slug":"obama-speaks-of-compromise-often","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/16\/obama-speaks-of-compromise-often\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama Speaks Of Compromise Often…"},"content":{"rendered":"

But clearly doesn’t know what the fuck that is<\/p>\n

Compromise is when two people both give up things they want to achive a goal<\/p>\n

Let’s see. How did your “Healthcare compromise” work?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit, I know how this goes)<\/p>\n

Oh right, it didn’t. We got a watered down turd with no single payer<\/p>\n

While insurance companies got free mandatory customers<\/p>\n

(You promised single payer in your campaign)<\/p>\n

How did your wall street reform compromise work? Oh right, it didn’t<\/p>\n

\"\"(Screw it all!)<\/p>\n

We got watered down crap where only 38 of the 500+ regulations are in<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, and we still don’t have someone to head it up<\/p>\n

Since you didn’t make a recess appointment of Warren, you let her hang<\/p>\n

Now Republicans’ll hold it up forever, never letting anyone take the reins<\/p>\n

(You also promised this in your campaign)<\/p>\n

How did your debt ceiling compromise work? Oh right, it didn’t<\/p>\n

\"\"(No, really. Screw it all!)<\/p>\n

You got nothing<\/em> both you & a large majority of Americans wanted<\/p>\n

And folded faster than Superman on laundry day<\/p>\n

There are pussy’s; there are terrible negotiators; & then there’s you<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(NOT you)<\/p>\n

You’re like the worst hostage negotiator ever. Every one always<\/em> gets shot<\/p>\n

Or just shot, then thrown off a 90 story building<\/p>\n

Or raped, then shot, & then thrown off a 90 story building<\/p>\n

Yet you keep saying stupid stuff like “I make no apologies for being reasonable”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Neither does HE)<\/p>\n

You don’t get it, & simply never will. You brought UNO cards to a gun fight<\/p>\n

He followed with “You’ve got to compromise to move this country forward”<\/p>\n

Yes, that is<\/em> what rational adults SHOULD do for all of us<\/p>\n

But Republicans WON’T. Their platform to anything<\/em> you want, need or ask<\/p>\n

Is always going to be “FUCK YOU BUDDY!”. It’ll NEVER CHANGE<\/p>\n

\"\"(I said<\/em> screw it all!)<\/p>\n

How do you compromise with that? You DON’T!<\/p>\n

You’re supposed to be the adult in the room, but are a weak willed parent<\/p>\n

\"\"(Aw crap)<\/p>\n

Make no mistake, I hate Republicans in DC today & their Tea Turd buddies<\/p>\n

They’re so far to the right of Obama’s “GOP lite” they’ve got frothing mouths<\/p>\n

When they bite you, you instantly drop 100 IQ points, & like NASCAR<\/p>\n

\"\"(I am a douche)<\/p>\n

Then you stop paying attention to “news”, “policy, or “facts”<\/p>\n

Start farting in your hand in smell & voting against your own interests<\/p>\n

What happened to our country? Being rational or civil has become evil<\/p>\n

Being loud, stupid & having a house with a 70 inch TV you can’t afford<\/p>\n

\"\"(He hates Tea Turds)<\/p>\n

Has now become something to aspire to. *Shakes head in sadness*<\/p>\n

Watch the fantastic movie Idiocracy. We’re almost there<\/p>\n

And our political choices have become picking the “less sucky one”<\/p>\n

Why 80′ Underwear Might Be The Gayest<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s just Science fact. When you get tight neon pastels on your ass<\/p>\n

\"\"(OK…then GO)<\/p>\n

It’s probably gayer than Gay Gayerson’s Gaypirate Island<\/em><\/p>\n

Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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