{"id":509,"date":"2008-11-27T09:51:41","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T15:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=509"},"modified":"2008-11-28T08:57:01","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T14:57:01","slug":"thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/27\/thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Todays the day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/seseme-street-t-day.jpg\" alt=\"seseme-street-t-day.jpg\" height=\"421\" width=\"291\" \/>(Elmo hungry)<\/p>\n<p>Snacks, booze, football, food, more food, followed by more football. It&#8217;s an eye and stomach orgy. Who knew the Indians loved football so freaking much?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tough Financial Times Call For Tough Decisions<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This would be one of them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/spam-turkey.jpg\" alt=\"spam-turkey.jpg\" height=\"196\" width=\"291\" \/>(I&#8217;d rather eat cardboard)<\/p>\n<p>If someone asks for &#8220;seconds&#8221;, they&#8217;re either &#8220;slow&#8221; or blind&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Turkey Spam<\/em>, what starving people turn down!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alright!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/cousin-finger-up-nose.jpg\" alt=\"cousin-finger-up-nose.jpg\" height=\"363\" width=\"293\" \/>(Don&#8217;t!)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a frat house, it&#8217;s your moms house douche hat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rock your T-day where ever it may be, and have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-863192083\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Todays the day&#8230; (Elmo hungry) Snacks, booze, football, food, more food, followed by more football. It&#8217;s an eye and stomach orgy. Who knew the Indians loved football so freaking much? Tough Financial Times Call For Tough Decisions This would be one of them&#8230; (I&#8217;d rather eat cardboard) If someone asks for &#8220;seconds&#8221;, they&#8217;re either &#8220;slow&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}