![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Crowd-Clapping-circa-50s.jpg\" "\\"Crowd")
(Good times!)<\/p>\nInternational forces killed the Taliban insurgents doucheholes<\/p>\n
Who were responsible for shooting down our U.S. helicopter<\/p>\n
(Good times!)<\/p>\n
That sadly killed 38 U.S. and Afghan forces over the weekend<\/p>\n
They’re still seeking the top insurgent they were going after when hit<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Sergant-Adan-Gonzales-remains.jpg\" "\\"Sergant")
(RIP Sgt. Adan Gonzales)<\/p>\n
You can run, but you can’t hide! Wait, you got fucking caves, so you can hide<\/p>\n
But we’ll flood all the caves damaging your Perfect Strangers VHS collection<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Dont-Be-An-Asshat-Sign.jpg\" "\\"Don't")
(Taliban don’t listen)<\/p>\n
At that point, you’ll surely wish you were dead. And we’ll be happy to help<\/p>\n
The Taliban are like loud stupid drunk obnoxious party guests…<\/p>\n
But with rocket launchers…& insanely horrible facial hair…<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/toyota_taliban.jpg\" "\\"toyota_taliban\\"")
(Toyota “Terrorist” advertising?)<\/p>\n
Who all like screaming “Death to America” a lot<\/p>\n
I Predict A Riot<\/strong><\/p>\n Britain, I think you’re taking “Anarchy In The UK” way to literally<\/p>\n Riots broke out across the country in pockets with horrible effects<\/p>\n If we’re taking music literally now let’s do “Sexual Healing” or Peaches “AA XXX”<\/p>\n We should’ve seen this coming with the Kaiser Chief’s “I Predict A Riot”<\/p>\n Just sayin’…<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" International forces killed the Taliban insurgents doucheholes Who were responsible for shooting down our U.S. helicopter (Good times!) That sadly killed 38 U.S. and Afghan forces over the weekend They’re still seeking the top insurgent they were going after when hit (RIP Sgt. Adan Gonzales) You can run, but you can’t hide! Wait, you got […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5085"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5098,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085\/revisions\/5098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/UK-Anarchy-In-The-UK-cover.jpg\" "\\"UK")
(Don’t take it literally)<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/UK-Riot-Police-funny-left-shield.jpg\" "\\"UK")
(Cop on the far left isn’t ready)<\/p>\n