{"id":4974,"date":"2011-08-03T10:31:22","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T16:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4974"},"modified":"2011-08-03T11:40:01","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T17:40:01","slug":"after-screwing-up-its-vacation-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/03\/after-screwing-up-its-vacation-time\/","title":{"rendered":"After Screwing Up, It’s Vacation Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"

What happens after you really fuck things up but good at work?<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I don’t know, you tell me”)<\/p>\n

Why you get a month long vacation of course. Welcome to Congress 2011!<\/p>\n

They could all screw up a one car funeral, & now they get to golf for a month<\/p>\n

\"\"(Zing!)<\/p>\n

Oh, and get this; they have something called a “Super Congress”<\/p>\n

Isn’t that just regular Congress dressed in tights fighting crime?<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s “Drunken Nap Man”)<\/p>\n

No, it’s the committee of six Republicans & six Democrats<\/p>\n

Tasked with developing a plan to reduce the budget deficit<\/p>\n

That must pass through both Houses of Congress before Christmas<\/p>\n

\"\"(Now that’s<\/em> funny!)<\/p>\n

If they do, I’ll light my face on fire while eating a plate of hobo poop<\/p>\n

But they can only CUT SPENDING, THEY CAN’T INCREASE TAXES. WTF?!?!?<\/p>\n

Let’s all clear something up quickly my GOP Tea Turd faces<\/p>\n

Don’t confuse people’s disappointment with Obama’s governance<\/p>\n

With what you insane bigoted low information morons are screaming<\/p>\n

\"\"(Tea Party Jesus)<\/p>\n

The Tea Party reminds me of a guy yelling at someone to move their car<\/p>\n

While totally blocking traffic themselves, all while being pantless…<\/p>\n

Cops Shut Down Lemonade Stand Of 4 Year-old In Iowa
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And you know exactly what I think about that right?<\/p>\n

It’s about damn time. If you go & let kids make a little pocket change<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Step away from the lemonade!”)<\/p>\n

Then pretty soon all hell breaks loose with kids having fun<\/p>\n

And doing rational normal things kids always do. Rules is rules<\/p>\n

*Looks over to kids having a Tea Party with stuffed animals*<\/p>\n

Wait, they don’t have permits for those exotic pets, let’s roll<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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