{"id":4960,"date":"2011-08-02T08:32:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T14:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4960"},"modified":"2011-08-02T14:34:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-02T20:34:53","slug":"president-turd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/02\/president-turd\/","title":{"rendered":"President Turd"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bravo Obama, you’ve managed to tell your supporters to shove it<\/p>\n

\"\"(It stings)<\/p>\n

What is<\/em> a turd? A turd is something pulled from your ass<\/p>\n

It really really stinks all of the time, and it just lays there<\/p>\n

President Obama, this Debt Ceiling fiasco is your Turd Necklace<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

*Grabs wrist, looks at watch, waits, then shakes head*<\/p>\n

Time of death for your Presidency, Sunday July 31st, 2011<\/p>\n

You’re not a progressive, or a Democrat. You know, what you ran on<\/p>\n

You’re a right leaning Republican, and they still don’t like you<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ouch)<\/p>\n

The funniest part, all the Tea Party fucktards are STILL unhappy<\/p>\n

My irony meter exploded. They pretty much want all Government gone<\/p>\n

Which would certainly include their jobs. Stupid always doubles down<\/p>\n

My favorite thing’ll be watching power Republican’s realize they created<\/p>\n

\"\"(Weeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n

These insane screaming children with their own $, but now can’t control them<\/p>\n

Good luck douchebags. Are there any<\/em> candidates who represent the middle class?<\/p>\n

*Insert massive laughter here*<\/p>\n

July Was Hot As Fuck All<\/strong><\/p>\n

Historical records everywhere. Temps that were never seen before<\/p>\n

\"\"(True, true)<\/p>\n

It was so hot, the sun even offered to rub aloe on our backs<\/p>\n

It was so hot, Gatorade came out with Lava Flavor to cool people down<\/p>\n

It was so hot, cooking on the grill or the sidewalk was an option<\/p>\n

Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

My Nephew Philip Is Now In Theater<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not watching Captain America in 3-D. Try being<\/em> Captain America in 4-D<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wrong Captain)<\/p>\n

He is in the Army heading to Iraq. My oldest brother will be in Afghanistan soon<\/p>\n

Wow, who else is going from my family? Should I make some calls to pick up mail<\/p>\n

Much love to both of you. Strength & honor. Come home safe you two<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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