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(He’s Powder<\/em> with hair)<\/p>\nSheik<\/span> Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa said he gave the singer millions and planned a series of collaborations following Jackson’s acquittal on child molestation charges in 2005…<\/p>\n Someone should’ve told Al Khalifa(His brother is Al Coholic) it’s not a good business to trust a man who owns giraffes and fucks kids. The kid fucking sure, but a grown man who’s face looks like white cracked clay AND owns giraffes. That’s too much. He’s basically a “cereal killer” who hasn’t fully activated yet…<\/p>\n Why GTA IV Loves You More…<\/strong><\/p>\n Than your girlfriend, boyfriend, family, husband, or wife…<\/p>\n Five reasons why video game Grand Theft Auto IV loves you more than anyone else:<\/p>\n 5) When you turn it on, it doesn’t get an erection Math Class Is…<\/strong><\/p>\n Really hard to bullshit your way though. This stuff doesn’t fly…<\/p>\n Shows this week, now go have a day!<\/p>\n And it wasn’t by a pants-less 9 year-old boy running down the street crying… (He’s Powder with hair) Sheik Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa said he gave the singer millions and planned a series of collaborations following Jackson’s acquittal on child molestation charges in 2005… (It’s called Nevertell Land now) Someone should’ve told Al Khalifa(His […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"michael-jackson.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/michael-jackson.jpg\")
(It’s called Nevertell Land<\/em> now)<\/p>\n![\"gtaiv.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/gtaiv.jpg\")
(Drive by a Dunkin Donuts, they’ll stop)<\/p>\n
\n4) It never tells you what to wear, or asks how it looks in a dress
\n3) It doesn’t want to have awkward pity sex with you
\n2) It can’t break-up with you over e-mail
\n1) If you don’t like what it’s saying, you can always turn it off<\/p>\n![\"algebra.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/algebra.jpg\")
(He went on to be head of Bush’s cabinet)<\/p>\n
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