{"id":4859,"date":"2011-07-27T11:56:10","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T17:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4859"},"modified":"2011-07-27T11:59:19","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T17:59:19","slug":"the-wu-tang-underaged-clan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/27\/the-wu-tang-underaged-clan\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wu Tang Underaged Clan?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Delightful Democrat David Wu from Oregon is “stepping down”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wu won’t talk to you)<\/p>\n

Ok, so what is it, an affair? Sex with an underage girl? Doing coke off a mirror?<\/p>\n

An incident(sex) with the daughter of a longtime friend & donor-who’s now 18<\/p>\n

Turns out he’s also married, with kids<\/p>\n

BANG! Two outta three ain’t bad. Wait, wasn’t Wu on Star Trek?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wu in space?)<\/p>\n

That’s pretty f-ed up. The daughter of your best friend AND donor?<\/p>\n

He paid you big money, so you could hump his daughter<\/p>\n

Why not just piss in the guys Cheerio’s every morning for an entire year<\/p>\n

\"\"(Now add pee)<\/p>\n

It might hurt a lot less. Seriously, you shit the buddy code bed pal<\/p>\n

It’s bad enough she’s under age which is illegal, but it’s YOUR BUDDY’S KID?<\/p>\n

The best photo to surface of him to date predicting this train wreck?<\/p>\n

\"\"(It was grrrrrrrrrreat)<\/p>\n

Oh, you can’t put a price on this stuff. Unless you actually<\/em> put a price on this stuff<\/p>\n

Only 13 hours after the entire incident, someone put together this painting of him<\/p>\n

\"\"(A piece of Wu for You)<\/p>\n

For sale. And now we wait to see how many more girls…<\/p>\n

Houston We Have A Tea Party Deficit Problem<\/strong><\/p>\n

Turns out, being a Republican is pretty tough these days<\/p>\n

\"\"(Shit balls)<\/p>\n

The infighting between Republican’s and Tea Party Republicans is hot<\/p>\n

Tea Turds don’t like Boehner, Cantor, or McConnell “bargaining”<\/p>\n

Or even trying to “compromise” ever<\/em>. Then nothing gets done then, ever<\/p>\n

They think all those Republican leaders aren’t “Conservative enough”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fidiots)<\/p>\n

Hey, why are we all in debt again? Two wars, and the Bush Tax Cuts<\/p>\n

Then what do the Tea Party(paid votes for the wealthy) idiots keep screaming?<\/p>\n

“Keep ALL the tax cuts in place, and kill all the spending”<\/p>\n

I’m guessing they don’t realize THEY’RE PAID BY THE GOVERNMENT<\/p>\n

\"\"(Legit now)<\/p>\n

Let me get this: “guberment $ is really bad for EVERYONE else”, but fine for me<\/p>\n

Meh, you could always be a Democrat, which means you’re a pussy with no spine<\/p>\n

Between an uncompromising child with a titanium spine, and a guy with no spine<\/p>\n

I’ll take neither<\/p>\n

The Next Big Thing: E-Baby, Buy Or Sell Your Baby Here<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s an instant money maker during touch financial times<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Why doesn’t Congress think of these gems? Big ol’ silly heads<\/p>\n

The healthy white one’s go for a nice price…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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