{"id":480,"date":"2008-11-19T10:31:56","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T16:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=480"},"modified":"2008-11-19T10:31:56","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T16:31:56","slug":"riptide-called","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/19\/riptide-called\/","title":{"rendered":"Riptide Called&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They wanted to see if anyone bought a single copy of the complete first season yet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyone?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/riptide-box.jpg\" alt=\"riptide-box.jpg\" height=\"350\" width=\"253\" \/>(More like <em>Sitting On The Dock Of Gay<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>I think there&#8217;s a huge lot where crappy 80&#8217;s shows go to die. I couldn&#8217;t help but think <em>Riptide<\/em> would have friends like <em>Whiz Kids<\/em>, 227, and <em>Jake And The Fat Man<\/em> already there waiting&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nThis Just In<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/wonka_wilder.jpg\" alt=\"wonka_wilder.jpg\" height=\"173\" width=\"253\" \/>(It&#8217;s clown poop)<\/p>\n<p>The <em>Everlasting Gobstopper<\/em> just expired. Time of death 8:23pm. The suspect is Jonah Durkins of Brookfield, PA. He stated, &#8220;I was totally on the hardest level in <em>Bioshock<\/em>, where a Big Daddy flies out of the wall at you when in all the excitement, I swallowed hard. That was it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Charges will be filed tomorrow by local police&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Marketing Gone Wrong<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/cracksandwhich.jpg\" alt=\"cracksandwhich.jpg\" height=\"192\" width=\"254\" \/>(They got the elusive 8-year-old drug crowd)<\/p>\n<p>Might want to come up with a better name&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How about Reefer Tubes, Booger Sugar Bars, or Heroin Cakes?<\/p>\n<p>Show tonight, have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They wanted to see if anyone bought a single copy of the complete first season yet&#8230; Anyone? (More like Sitting On The Dock Of Gay) I think there&#8217;s a huge lot where crappy 80&#8217;s shows go to die. I couldn&#8217;t help but think Riptide would have friends like Whiz Kids, 227, and Jake And The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}