{"id":4776,"date":"2011-07-20T12:54:25","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T18:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4776"},"modified":"2011-07-20T17:13:34","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T23:13:34","slug":"michelle-bachmann-wants-you-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/20\/michelle-bachmann-wants-you-to-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Michelle Bachmann Wants You To Know…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Migraines won’t impede her performance as President of the united states<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Give me $, choot-spa!”)<\/p>\n

It’s the “brain matter” AROUND them that will<\/p>\n

My good friend Mike Ostrowski said: “She gives them as well as gets them”<\/p>\n

As of late, she’s been the Santa Clause of “giving”<\/p>\n

Obama Doesn’t Want To “Debt Ceiling Dick Around” Anymore<\/strong><\/p>\n

Um, no offense, but what was the last two weeks then buddy?<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Let’s get this done NOW(ish)”)<\/p>\n

Mock meetings, meaningless press conferences, empty threats<\/p>\n

That pretty much looked exactly like “dicking around”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Aw, but we have charts & stuff”)<\/p>\n

Man, I’d hate to see what “really dicking” around looks like to him<\/p>\n

Maybe a double date of Obama & Mila Kunis with Michelle & Bringing Sexy Back<\/p>\n

Knock this shit off all you goofs. Times up, get it raised and done<\/p>\n

\"\"(What his “head” said)<\/p>\n

Republicans WILL eventually work with you. Why? They’re owned by Wall Street<\/p>\n

And Wall Street wants this done<\/p>\n

Speaking Of Political Wackjob’s<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now we have Republican Representative Allen West in Florida<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Gonna pimp slap you”)<\/p>\n

Who told Democratic colleague Debbie Wasserman Schultz off in an e-mail:<\/p>\n

“Debbie, I understand after I departed the House floor you directed your floor speech comments directly towards me. Let me make myself perfectly clear, you want a personal fight, I am happy to oblige. You are the most vile, unprofessional and despicable member of the US House of Representatives. If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face, otherwise, shut the heck up”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ouch)<\/p>\n

He went on: “From this time forward, understand that I shall defend myself forthright against your heinous characterless behavior, you have proven repeatedly that you are not a Lady, therefore, (you) shall not be afforded due respect from me!”<\/p>\n

Stay classy Fireball from the movie Running Man<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Alan West, is that you?)<\/p>\n

You sound like a childish superdouche. A spokes person for Schultz replied:<\/p>\n

“She highlighted that he & other Republicans are once again trying to balance the budget on the backs of seniors, children & the middle class. The truth hurts”<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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