{"id":4645,"date":"2011-07-12T16:24:57","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T22:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4645"},"modified":"2011-07-12T16:24:57","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T22:24:57","slug":"dumbass-dujour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/dumbass-dujour\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbass Dujour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard about the horror<\/p>\n<p>Of the father trying to catch the ball for his son and died<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4647\" title=\"Shocked girl in purple\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Shocked-girl-in-purple1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Shocked-girl-in-purple1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Shocked-girl-in-purple1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Shocked-girl-in-purple1.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(That&#8217;s fucking terrible)<\/p>\n<p>Well in yesterday&#8217;s Home Run Derby. Some super douche bag<\/p>\n<p>While standing on the table near the railing(you read it right)<\/p>\n<p>Tried to grab a ball and his brother and friends grabbed him<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4648\" title=\"Fan almost falls\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Fan-almost-falls-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Fan-almost-falls-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Fan-almost-falls.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/>(Dr. Idiot)<\/p>\n<p>I would of let him fall. Darwin spoke, he simply wasn&#8217;t the &#8220;fittest&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Meh, sadly it was probably the most exciting part of it all<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2429433914\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard about the horror Of the father trying to catch the ball for his son and died (That&#8217;s fucking terrible) Well in yesterday&#8217;s Home Run Derby. Some super douche bag While standing on the table near the railing(you read it right) Tried to grab a ball and his brother and friends grabbed him (Dr. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}