{"id":457,"date":"2008-11-14T10:32:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T16:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=457"},"modified":"2008-11-14T12:26:17","modified_gmt":"2008-11-14T18:26:17","slug":"empanadas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/14\/empanadas\/","title":{"rendered":"Empanadas!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"empanadas3.jpg\"(Umm, doughy freshness)<\/p>\n

I like walking around saying, “Would jew, alike asome hot(roll the H) empanadas?”<\/p>\n

“They abe berry afreshis froma Chile. Buta look out for thea talking ones, they cut jew”<\/p>\n

\"the-empanada-gang.JPG\"(The Empanada gang works the upper east side)<\/p>\n

It’s looks a hell of lot like a Calzone, proving once again, different cultures like to name their shit differently. In America, it’s god, but in Iraq he’s Allah. In Europe soccer’s called football, but in America football is called<\/em> football, because it is<\/em> football. In Italy it’s a Calzone, in Spain it’s an Empanada, and in America we call it Pizza Hut<\/em>…<\/p>\n

Bears vs Packers<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’d have to live in cave not to know this weekends match-up between the Bears and Packers is big. Make that a cave with no wi-fi, TV’s, or like a cheap Spanish wedding, no reception. Oddly also like most of Rex Grossman’s passes lately…<\/p>\n

\"urlacher.jpg\"(This<\/em> Urlacher better show up. The other one sucks)<\/p>\n

The overall record between the two since 1921 is 90-79-6 in favor of the Bears…<\/p>\n

After Sunday, it’ll be 91-79-6 cheesefarts!<\/p>\n

Packers joke to tell your friends: Two women who were die-hard Packers fans were traveling to Chicago to see the big game. They noticed they were lost, so they stopped at a gas station to get directions. The women walk in and politely ask the clerk, “How do we get to 290 from here?”. The man replied, “About 3 weeks of Weight Watchers”.<\/p>\n

Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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