{"id":4550,"date":"2011-07-05T10:13:30","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T16:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4550"},"modified":"2011-07-05T10:13:30","modified_gmt":"2011-07-05T16:13:30","slug":"twitter-twats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/05\/twitter-twats\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Twats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, welcome back from the big holiday weekend. Show me your hands<\/p>\n

Oooops, somebody tried to light some short wicks and lost some digits<\/p>\n

\"\"(Smooth move dumbass)<\/p>\n

While you were gone some farthats decided to “hack” FOX news Twitter account<\/p>\n

And state, “Obama had been assassinated”, and “Obama is dead”<\/p>\n

\"\"(What bags-o-douche)<\/p>\n

Classy. Since FOX is never accurate, it’s audience couldn’t tell the difference<\/p>\n

Almost every normal news viewer knew it wasn’t true<\/p>\n

FOX clearly has nothing to do with the ignorance, lies, and hate in the posts<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Everyone’s stupid but me!”)<\/p>\n

But what’s their excuse for the other 364 days of the year?<\/p>\n

For being “hacked”, it stayed up there for 10 hours<\/p>\n

I know another person who said they were “hacked”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Nt gud time now, wife luking”)<\/p>\n

And we all remember how that turned out<\/p>\n

Pssssssssssssssst the password is “Hate”<\/p>\n

\"\"(We’d also accept “Ignorant”)<\/p>\n

We Got A Hole In The Debt Ceiling<\/strong><\/p>\n

Democrats: We still have to pay for certain government programs and policy<\/p>\n

Republicans: Fuck you, all spending bad, all spending bad, all spending bad<\/p>\n

\"\"(“You suck, let’s destroy stuff!”)<\/p>\n

Democrats: You spent like crazy while in power, and is why we’re here<\/p>\n

Out of power, you say stop. If we’re to compromise, offer something in return<\/p>\n

Republican: No, the way we compromise is taking the shit you like off the table<\/p>\n

Leaving only shit we like. Fuck you, all spending bad, unless it’s shit we like<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Burn it all!”)<\/p>\n

Democrats: Tax cuts for the top 3% is a form of “spending”<\/p>\n

It’s massive $ the government could be taking in to help our debt that it’s not<\/p>\n

Republicans: No, fuck you, it’s not spending, it’s MY money asshole<\/p>\n

“Spending” is for the shit poor people need. For the wealthy it’s an investment<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Me breaky things”)<\/p>\n

We all get it, we understand the game. Democrats need to make a decision<\/p>\n

The child screams insane shit to get it’s way in the face of this decision<\/p>\n

The position of parents in the room gets watered down so much<\/p>\n

\"\"(Now we don’t even agree)<\/p>\n

Because republicans are loud rich douchey kids trying to get their way<\/p>\n

And Democrats are the bad caving weak pussy parents letting them<\/p>\n

It’s silly, sad, and hurts us all…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, welcome back from the big holiday weekend. Show me your hands Oooops, somebody tried to light some short wicks and lost some digits (Smooth move dumbass) While you were gone some farthats decided to “hack” FOX news Twitter account And state, “Obama had been assassinated”, and “Obama is dead” (What bags-o-douche) Classy. Since FOX […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4550"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4575,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions\/4575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}