{"id":454,"date":"2008-11-13T10:04:58","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T16:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=454"},"modified":"2008-11-13T10:04:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T16:04:58","slug":"awesome-baby-party-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/13\/awesome-baby-party-last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Awesome Baby Party Last Night!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/kid13.jpg\" alt=\"kid13.jpg\" height=\"221\" width=\"331\" \/>(Sleep it off kid)<\/p>\n<p>My new thing aside from selling them on E-Bay, is &#8220;baby drinking parties&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like regular parties&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Loud, you can&#8217;t understand a word people are saying, and some one pukes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dancing Without The Stars<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My mom loves DWTS! I keep saying it&#8217;s like a horrible cross between Hollywood  Squares, Solid Gold, and The Love Boat. Stupid guest stars, crappy dancing, and odd couples&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/sport13.jpg\" alt=\"sport13.jpg\" height=\"541\" width=\"248\" \/>(Definitely a woman)<\/p>\n<p>I think they should add a degree of difficulty to it. You should have go to a small remote Island and dance on a tiny plank&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Over a pit of starved alligators on one side, and molten lava on the other&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>As they slowly pull in the plank. Now <em>that<\/em> I&#8217;d watch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I bet Marie Osmond tastes like chicken&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now, I give you a new segment I call&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Young Sarah Palin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/math_ruined.jpg\" alt=\"math_ruined.jpg\" height=\"289\" width=\"347\" \/>(You betcha!)<\/p>\n<p>Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Sleep it off kid) My new thing aside from selling them on E-Bay, is &#8220;baby drinking parties&#8221;&#8230; It&#8217;s like regular parties&#8230; Loud, you can&#8217;t understand a word people are saying, and some one pukes&#8230; Dancing Without The Stars My mom loves DWTS! I keep saying it&#8217;s like a horrible cross between Hollywood Squares, Solid Gold, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}