{"id":4538,"date":"2011-07-01T12:24:49","date_gmt":"2011-07-01T18:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4538"},"modified":"2011-07-03T10:08:33","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T16:08:33","slug":"irony-alert-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/01\/irony-alert-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Irony Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man is having lower back problems so he gets pills for it<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4539\" title=\"backpaincropped_crop380w\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/backpaincropped_crop380w-300x197.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/backpaincropped_crop380w-300x197.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/backpaincropped_crop380w.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(The &#8220;ouch&#8221; zone)<\/p>\n<p>While opening the pills, some spill on the floor<\/p>\n<p>Where he has to try to bend over and pick them up but can&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Honey, I&#8217;m really screwed here, little help?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Death Star Pinata&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Means soon to be cannibalized Stormtroppers<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4540\" title=\"Death Star Pinata\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Death-Star-Pinata-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Death-Star-Pinata-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Death-Star-Pinata.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/>(Smack the evil empire)<\/p>\n<p>Along with Darth Vader. Most likely a Heath bar or King Size Snickers<\/p>\n<p>Rock you weekend. White Sox vs. Cubs if you&#8217;re in Chicago<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, Transformers trans-sucked&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2012346524\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is having lower back problems so he gets pills for it (The &#8220;ouch&#8221; zone) While opening the pills, some spill on the floor Where he has to try to bend over and pick them up but can&#8217;t &#8220;Honey, I&#8217;m really screwed here, little help?!?!&#8221; Death Star Pinata&#8230; Means soon to be cannibalized Stormtroppers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}