{"id":4521,"date":"2011-06-30T18:15:18","date_gmt":"2011-07-01T00:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4521"},"modified":"2011-07-03T12:52:52","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T18:52:52","slug":"the-assclown-leavith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/30\/the-assclown-leavith\/","title":{"rendered":"The Assclown Leavith"},"content":{"rendered":"

Glenn Beck is what happens when you mix low information voters<\/p>\n

\"\"(Clever)<\/p>\n

With an apathetic pro wrestling mind-set, a big pile of hate,<\/p>\n

Some truck nutz, & 5 scoops of historical lies for good measure<\/p>\n

Bake at nutty for 2 years, then serve to minions of morons<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cue circus music)<\/p>\n

It was a delicious & healthy treat<\/p>\n

Much in the way it might be to eat 7 Wendy’s Baconator’s<\/p>\n

Followed by 3 KFC Double Downs, & 4 “gravy” shakes in one sitting<\/p>\n

But Joseph McCarthy 2.0 is finished at FOX. Done. Over. Finito<\/p>\n

\"\"(You took it over the top)<\/p>\n

He can take his “my family was almost lynched” in a NYC park during a movie lie<\/p>\n

Roll it tightly, and cram it directly up his lying irrationally surgically repaired ass<\/p>\n

The hate you make is equal to the hate you take. Reap what you sow<\/p>\n

\"\"(He means it)<\/p>\n

The next time Beck makes news, it will be something incredibly stupid<\/p>\n

Like a clan revival, or *insert some insane event here I don’t care about*<\/p>\n

Apologies to the Beatles<\/p>\n

MSNBC Suspends Mark Halperin<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why you ask?<\/p>\n

Because he said Obama was kind of acting like a “Dick”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“You! Execute him!”)<\/p>\n

He told fellow panelists on the “Morning Joe”<\/p>\n

That Obama was “kind of a d–k” for blasting Republican lawmakers<\/p>\n

On the budget holdout. It’s not really a negotiation<\/p>\n

When you take all things off the table except the thing you want<\/p>\n

\"\"(“You take all away”)<\/p>\n

Then it’s a “threat”, or “fuck you we’re doing it my way by force” situation<\/p>\n

Meh, MSNBC has standards I guess; don’t call people “dicks”?<\/p>\n

In comedy, everyone would be suspended. No jokes…ever<\/p>\n

Media, this is why we can’t have nice things…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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