{"id":4478,"date":"2011-06-28T10:51:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T16:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4478"},"modified":"2011-07-03T10:09:39","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T16:09:39","slug":"blago-stars-in-lets-go-to-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/28\/blago-stars-in-lets-go-to-prison\/","title":{"rendered":"Blago Stars In “Let’s Go To Prison”"},"content":{"rendered":"

We all know Blago’s more crooked than a spine with scoliosis<\/p>\n

\"\"(Weeeeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n

Or a 3 mile shillelagh<\/p>\n

He’s also nuttier than my stool after 5 lbs of cashews<\/p>\n

But now he’s going to the big house to be somebody’s “bitch”<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s true)<\/p>\n

Rod, or #45729342 as he likes to be called, will be having a “meat seat” soon<\/p>\n

Guilty on 17 of 20 counts. Looking at 300 years to serve<\/p>\n

But maybe he can cut a deal to get only 10, or 15<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Let’s make a deal”)<\/p>\n

Cause he’s got “this thing”, and it’s “fucking golden”…<\/p>\n

Now get this, jurors actually “liked him”. He was “personable”<\/p>\n

But it was his voice on the tapes of him saying really really nasty shit<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Seemed nice, but guilty as fuck”)<\/p>\n

That made his testimony as juror 146 said, “manipulative”<\/p>\n

She also said, “Our verdict shows that we didn’t believe it”<\/p>\n

To all the people feeling sorry for his kids<\/p>\n

True. However, fart whistle should’ve thought about that<\/p>\n

\"\"(Does it come in pinstripes?)<\/p>\n

Before<\/em> he tried to fuck over the good people of Illinois selling us all out<\/p>\n

I think the more time the kids have apart will help them. He’s not all there<\/p>\n

And needs serious mental help<\/p>\n

Bachmann Turner Moron Drive For President<\/strong><\/p>\n

In Iowa, setting off her presidential campaign for 2012<\/p>\n

She stood in front of her child hood home and said,<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m saying stuff”)<\/p>\n

“Just like John Wayne was from Waterloo Iowa…<\/p>\n

That’s the kinda spirit I have too”<\/p>\n

One problem, John Wayne was from Winterset Iowa, not Waterloo<\/p>\n

Famous serial killer John Wayne Gacy was from Waterloo<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, Jesus really?)<\/p>\n

We all know she meant “the Republican Cowboy” John Wayne<\/p>\n

That’s not the issue<\/p>\n

It’s the ignorant irrational hubris in not accepting a mistake<\/p>\n

Her campaigned shot, “John Wayne is from Iowa, his parents lived in Waterloo”<\/p>\n

Um, they met in Waterloo, John was born in Winterset. Very far away<\/p>\n

These people are unreal. They think historical facts are gotcha media<\/p>\n

\"\"(Tears of a clown)<\/p>\n

Mistakes people make all the time must be “handled”, “covered” or “refudiated”<\/p>\n

Massive ignorance, mixed with an irrational inability to accept reality<\/p>\n

Is a deadly cocktail for anyone with power<\/p>\n

You can’t make this shit up. A-m-a-z-i-n-g<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We all know Blago’s more crooked than a spine with scoliosis (Weeeeeeeeeee) Or a 3 mile shillelagh He’s also nuttier than my stool after 5 lbs of cashews But now he’s going to the big house to be somebody’s “bitch” (It’s true) Rod, or #45729342 as he likes to be called, will be having a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4478"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4478"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4493,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4478\/revisions\/4493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}