{"id":4467,"date":"2011-06-27T14:13:02","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T20:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=4467"},"modified":"2011-06-28T10:53:19","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T16:53:19","slug":"slashed-tires-low-blow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/27\/slashed-tires-low-blow\/","title":{"rendered":"“Slashed Tires” Low Blow"},"content":{"rendered":"

To the cretins who “slashed 51 float tires” at the Gay Pride Parade in Chicago<\/p>\n

\"\"(Hateful fuckwads)<\/p>\n

I say this:<\/p>\n

No matter what you do in life, you own this action<\/em><\/p>\n

You must look in the mirror and see that hateful, ignorant, reflection every day<\/em><\/p>\n

It just stares back at you like something shallow, creepy, and sad going nowhere<\/em><\/p>\n

Maybe someday you’ll change. Maybe you won’t; but you now own your hate<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Bravo!)<\/p>\n

Best part, it back-fired<\/p>\n

More people showed up to support, cheer, and it rocked!<\/p>\n

It wasn’t as fun as the year the “peanut” cart came by<\/p>\n

I screamed, “Everybody loves hot nuts today! Put some hot nuts in your mouth”<\/p>\n

\"\"(My eyes got color raped)<\/p>\n

Or when Dick Durbin was in it, and we screamed, “Everybody loves Dick today!”<\/p>\n

Nothing you do will change the happy positive effect of equal rights under the law<\/p>\n

It’s a losing argument like saying video games or Apple will never catch on<\/p>\n

\"\"(Bang, suck it bigots!)<\/p>\n

It must be hard being an asshole bigoted homophobe today<\/p>\n

You feel like the times, the laws, and the whole world are against you<\/p>\n

That’s because they are…and the rest of the rational world couldn’t be happier<\/p>\n

Ever “Died” At Your Own Funeral?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wait, come again?<\/p>\n

Yes, wrongly pronounced dead a “49 year-old Russian woman”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I didn’t touch her…yet”)<\/p>\n

“Wakes up” during her own funeral; then dies<\/em> of shock<\/p>\n

I seriously can’t make this shit up. It’s weirder than a guy with 5 eyes<\/p>\n

Blago jury verdict stuff tomorrow<\/p>\n

He’s guilty…of having the worst lego hair ever<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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